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Relieving Stress

2007-10-29T12:00:00.000-07:00

Relieving Stress

It had been a particularly hard week at work. I had been traveling non-stop from coast to coast for the last month, getting very little sleep, and getting crankier by the day. I had one last trip to make to Dallas and then I could fly back home to the west coast. As I complained to my best friend on my cell phone while walking through DFW airport, she said, "Girl, you just need some good dick to get you relaxed." With the crazy schedule and people and I had to deal with, I needed two dicks to get me relaxed!

I checked into my hotel around 6:00 pm, feeling relieved that it was early enough to grab a bite to eat and get some drinks at a jazz spot around the corner. I was used to dining alone, so I took a nice hot shower, sprayed on my Eau Des Merveilles cologne, slipped on some fitted jeans with high heals and put my 38 DD's in a sexy but respectable v-neck sweater showing just enough cleavage. I'm a business woman, not a freak. At least that's how I want to appear in public. I made sure I had on a sexy matching thong and lace bra just in case I did get the 2 dick special for dessert.

I arrived early at the jazz bar, so was able to get a seat right by the small stage, near a window, so I could see all the people coming and going. I ordered a good red blend wine and checked out the scenery while reading the menu. I did not expect to see much this early in the evening, but to my delight the band was setting up. I began checking out the drummer, who sported a nice six pack and pecs under his shear silk shirt. I was surprised to see the drummer dressed so nicely, since they usually have on ratty t-shirts and jeans. I watched him and when he looked up and caught me looking, I did not look away. I just raised my wine glass and smiled and began looking at the menu again. Just then a group of guys came in and were seated at the table just behind me. I discreetly checked them out, and I couldn't believe what Dallas had to offer. All of the men were handsome, some were in suits and others were in urban wear, but all looking very good. I wet my lips with a!
nother taste of wine anticipating what this night had to bring. I don't usually go out looking for sex, but my friend did say I needed some good dick to get me relaxed.

The band started playing, and after two glasses of wine, crab cakes, and salad, I was feeling pretty good. In fact, being surrounded by all these men was making me a little horny. While I was contemplating what to do next, one of the guys at the table next to me leaned over and said, "Excuse me, but would you like to join us? We noticed you were eating alone." I smiled and said, "Well, as long as you don't try to get me drunk." They all laughed and I scooted my chair over to join them. Sean, Rick, Mike, and Steven were all in town on business. After comparing notes about our jobs and complaining about our crazy schedules, they asked me how I liked the band. I said the band was cool and they said they had come to hear their friend, Anthony, who played the drums. So, that's the drummer's name, I thought to myself. I looked over at the drummer and he was looking directly at me. He just nodded his head and looked away. At least I know he's got rhythm, I thought.

The guys didn't have to be at work until the next afternoon, and I was working out of my hotel room the next day, so I asked them where the after party was. Rick and Steven indicated they were meeting up with some other friends later that night. Mike and Sean said they didn't have any plans and asked if I had any. I told them that we could always go back to the hotel bar and have some more drinks. I couldn't believe I was picking up these guys. I asked them where they were staying, and they were at the same hotel as I was. What a coincidence! Sean said he promised Anthony they would stay through the 2nd set, so we stayed another 30 minutes and then agreed to all meet at the hotel bar.

Back at the hotel, Sean, Mike and I laughed and talked and drank, and it wasn't long before they were flirting with me and I with them. Sean asked how I dealt with all the pressures of traveling all the time and I told him that apparently I hadn't been dealing very well since I was so stressed and wound up. He asked what it would take to help me relax. And Mike said, "I know what would help." Sean looked at Mike and said, "Man, your mind is in the gutter." Mike said, "Man, I was just saying the woman needs a good massage." I asked, "Do you know a good masseuse?" Mike said, "In fact I do. I've been known to give a great massage." "And what else are you great at?" I asked. Sean and Mike eyed each other and laughed. Sean said, "You know, let's just get you massaged down so you won't be going off on your coworkers this week." I said, "And where will this massage take place?" Mike said, "We could go to your room." I wasn't sure I was ready to act on my two dick theo!
ry, and the guys must have sensed my hesitation because Mike said, "Hey, we won't do anything you don't want to do. You know in this hotel all you have to do is yell 'rape' and security will be at your door in minutes. Let's go."

I was glad I had gotten an upgrade on my room, so I had a nice big suite with a nice big bed. The guys immediately took off their jackets and threw them across a chair in the sitting area. Mike asked if anyone needed more to drink. I told them I didn't, but they were welcomed to use the mini-bar in the room. Mike told me to go get ready for my massage and instructed me to remove my clothes. I looked at him surprisingly and said, "Why?" He said, "You do want a full body massage, don't you?" I told him I guessed so. I went to the bathroom and removed my clothes, leaving on only my thong underwear. They were too sexy to take off. If things were going to go down, I wanted the guys to at least see those.

When I walked back into the room, Sean was sitting in a chair with his shoes off sipping on some cognac. Mike had removed his shirt and was standing by the bed in his slacks and t-shirt. Damn, his pecs were popping out of that t-shirt and his arms were so muscular they looked swollen. I wondered if I would be that impressed with what was between his legs. Mike put a towel over the bedspread and asked me if I were cold or if I would be o.k. laying on the bed without a blanket over me. I was warmed up from all the wine I had drank, so I just removed my bathrobe and lay on top of the towel he had laid out. I couldn't believe I was showing my body to men I had just met. Sean sucked in a breath of air and let it out slowly, saying, "Damn, girl. You are fine." Mike looked strictly business like a real masseuse and picked up the Bath and Body Works Eucalyptus Spearmint massage oil I had on the dresser. I always travel with it. He asked, "Now, are there any particular are!
as I need to focus on?" I wanted to say, "Yeah, my pussy", but I replied, "I carry all my stress in my shoulders and neck, so you can start there."

Mike got to working the massage oil into my shoulders and upper back, and he had a technique that made me think he probably did this professionally. I felt so aroused with my ass exposed for Sean and Mike to see. Mike kept massaging slowly, but with enough pressure to really start relaxing those tense muscles in my neck and shoulders. I was wondering how all of this would end up when I felt some hands on my feet. Wait, how could that be when Mike had his hands on my back? Sean must have gotten up to join the party. He quietly asked Mike for the massage oil and began massaging my feet. I felt like a queen. Two fine men focusing all of their attentions on me. The combination of the wine and massage had me totally relaxed and very aroused. But, I didn't want to stop the men while they were hard at work. I waited for further instructions as Sean made his way up my firm calves, then my thighs.

Sean massaged my thighs all around, sliding his warm fingers between my legs. He stopped just shy of my throbbing pussy. Meanwhile, Mike had made his way down my back and was now massaging my ass. I moaned quietly and Mike asked, "Is this pressure o.k.?" I whispered, "Yes". Without my quite knowing it was happening, Mike ran his fingers underneath the lace of my thong and slowly pulled the thong down. Sean pulled part of the thong that was closest to his hands on the inside of my thighs and slipped it all the way off. I thought, "Ok, now it's on." Mike massaged my ass a little longer and said, "Ok, I need you to turn over now." My double D's were dying for some air, and when Sean and Mike slowly turned me over, they both stared at my big round nipples that were getting very hard. Sean said, "I know I said it before, but damn you are fine!"

Mike took more oil and began massaging my right hand and fingers while Sean began massaging my left. Mike was clearly the masseuse, but Sean used nice firm strokes that stimulated me even more. I was spread eagle on the bed with two men and I couldn't believe my luck. I couldn't wait to see if what they were packing would delight me even more. The guys worked their way from my hands to my forearms, to my upper arms, and to my shoulders. I was glad I had been working out and had firm arms and legs for them to enjoy. When they got to my shoulders, I got excited wondering how they would then handle my double D's. Both guys hesitated, and then began massaging my breasts. I wanted to feel their lips on my nipples, but the massaging felt really good. Their fingers worked eagerly and firmly, making me breath faster. Just when I was about to open my eyes, Sean took one of my nipples in his mouth and sucked hard. Ooooh, it felt so good. He tried to take that whole breast!
into his mouth and began lapping at my nipple. Not to be outdone, Mike took the other breast into his mouth and teased the nipple with his tongue. Sean and Mike worked each breast deliciously differently. It was amazing and I was soaking wet.

I could tell Sean was a little more eager than Mike because while keeping my nipple in his mouth, he ran his hand down my stomach straight to my clit. I was glad I had gotten that Brazilian wax because my pussy was nicely trimmed. I hoped the guys liked it. Sean fingered my clit while both guys kept a nipple in their mouths. I couldn't believe this was happening. I began squirming on the bed as Sean played with my clit. Mike let go of the nipple and ran his lips all the way down my stomach and thighs until he got to my wet spot. He then abandoned his professional masseuse manner, put his hands under my butt and spread my legs wide. While Sean fingered my clit, Mike began to eat my pussy like he hadn't eaten dinner just hours before. My pussy juices ran all over his mouth and I wanted some dick so bad it hurt. Sean released my other nipple and before I knew it he was standing at the end of the bed where my head was hanging slightly off, pulling down his pants. Sean!
presented his giant cock at my lips, and I had no choice but to take it into my mouth. All 12 inches of it. It was already hard and deeply veined and wider than any cock I had ever seen. Yes, one big dick down, one to go. I sucked Sean's throbbing dick like a Popsicle, licking it all over and taking his balls into my mouth. He had his head thrown back with his eyes squeezed shut, so I knew he was enjoying it. He reached over and grabbed both of my breasts while fucking me in my mouth. Meanwhile, Mike continued to eat my pussy like a pro, spreading my legs as wide as they would go. I felt the orgasm start deep and roll up until juices poured out of my pussy.

I wanted to see what Mike was packing, but before I could say anything, Sean removed his dick from my mouth and Mike pulled away from my pussy. Hell no, I know it wasn't over. The guys didn't disappoint. Mike had stripped naked and had his dick at my lips before I could blink twice. And, his dick was bigger than Sean's. I'd estimate about 13 inches and even thicker than Sean's. I didn't know if I could handle all of this dick. Mike drove his dick into my mouth and I almost choked. I reached up with both hands and squeezed his dick while sucking it, making him pump my mouth even harder. My pussy was feeling neglected, and I wondered what Sean was doing, but I soon found out. He grabbed my legs and pushed my knees up by my ears - thank goodness for Pilates and flexibility - and drove his big dick deep inside me. It had been over six months since I had fucked, so I was nice and tight. It hurt so good. Sean said, "Mike, this pussy is tight as hell. Baby, you are so !
wet." I couldn't reply because my mouth was full with Mike's dick.

I wanted to suck Mike off very well since he had done such a good job massaging me, and I gave it my all, He was at the peak of orgasm and pulled out of my mouth, thank goodness. I wasn't ready for him to be through. Just then I heard a soft knock at the door and a deep voice saying "It's Anthony, man. Open up." I looked up at Mike and said, "How did he know you were here?" Mike said, "I called him while you were getting out of your clothes and told him to meet us here. You don't mind, do you?" What was I to say? Break up the party early? Hell no. I just nodded my head. Sean was stroking me good and hard asking how I liked that big dick in my tight pussy, so I turned my attention to him while Mike went to the door, still hard and naked.

I heard mumbled voices and then Anthony came in and said, "Man, she is fine, and that pussy is being spread wide by Sean. He ain't got nothing on me." Wait a minute. I was still wondering how I would handle two men, and wasn't counting on three being here. They were pulling a fast one on me, but I was in the middle of the best fuck of my life. I couldn't stop now. Mike came back to the bed and put his dick in my eagerly waiting mouth. I began to suck him hard, forgetting that Anthony was even there.

There were so many sensations going on with my body that I hardly noticed at first the tickle of tongue on my nipples. I opened my eyes and saw Anthony darting his tongue across both of my nipples. My double D's were in heaven. My pussy was being punished by Sean, and Mike's swollen dick was filling up my mouth. Damn, what did I do to deserve this? I noticed Anthony had taken off his clothes, but I couldn't see his dick because of the way he was leaning over me. I wanted to see if he was part of the big dick club as well. As if reading my mind, Mike pulled his dick out of my mouth and motioned for Anthony to take his place. Anthony wasn't hard, yet, but his dick was clearly just as long if not longer than the other guys'. It was smooth and chocolate, and as I began sucking, it began growing, and it filled my mouth up even more than Mike's dick. Oh shit, I was in trouble. Three huge dicks.

Mike and Sean turned me back over on my stomach and Anthony moved so he could put his dick back in my mouth. Mike began eating my pussy from the back, and before I could start enjoying that he drove his dick into me. As I said, he was even bigger than Sean, but Sean had thankfully spread my pussy to get me ready for Mike. He grabbed my ass as he drove deeper, and I came hard while his dick was deep inside me. Anthony said, "Man, she's taking you like a champ. Hit it harder." I wanted to tell Anthony to shut up. Mike didn't need any encouragement. Sean now had his hands on my ass and I felt oil pouring down the crack of my ass. He must have taken some of that massage oil and poured it on my butt. I felt his finger probing at my asshole. He massaged it a little and then slowly worked his finger into my ass. I had been finger fucked in the ass before, but it had been a while. This took me by surprise. Mike continued slamming away at my pussy while Sean moved his fi!
nger deeper into my ass. It hurt at first, but I was very relaxed and it soon started to feel very good. Sean was insistent and moved two fingers into my ass. He moved both fingers in and out slowly and then more quickly to match the pace of Mike's thrusts in my pussy. I quickly reached another orgasm.

Anthony's dick was fully engorged and he worked it slowly in and out of my mouth. I knew he was just waiting his turn to fuck me. Mike reached under my breasts and pulled me up from the bed until I was kneeling. Anthony moved under me until he was laying flat on his back. Mike pulled out of me and motioned for me to straddle Anthony, taking him into my pussy slowly. He was really big, and I wanted to enjoy every inch. So, I slowly moved down on his dick as he watched it disappear inch by inch into my pussy. Mike and Sean were watching too and Sean said, "Man, I wish I were videoing this". I took all of Anthony into me until nothing but his balls were outside my pussy. I leaned over, grabbed him by the shoulders and began bouncing my ass up and down, moving his dick in and out. Mike grabbed my ass and moved it up and down on Anthony's dick, making the thrusts harder. I almost screamed with all that dick in me.

I felt a dick, I don't know which one, bob against my asshole while two hands held my ass open. Before I could protest, a dick began entering my ass. Sean had oiled my asshole earlier, and this dick had some oil on it too, so that helped it ease in, but the ass is tight, and these guys had big dicks. I was scared of what was happening. But, Anthony was now moving his pelvis up and down, driving his dick in and out of my pussy, which took my mind off the initial pain of that dick entering my ass. Before I knew it, I had dick in my pussy and dick in my ass. But whose dick was in my ass? I found out when Mike came around to stick his dick back in my mouth. I was getting fucked like a porn star, but nobody was filming it. I wish they were so I could go back and watch it later. I couldn't believe this was happening.

Anthony directed me to turn around once Sean pulled out of my ass, and I slid my asshole down on Anthony's big dick. Mike came around in front of me and entered my pussy. Anthony seemed content to let the force from Mike's strokes slide my ass up and down on his dick. Sean was jerking off as he watched us. I'm glad he didn't try to put his dick back in my mouth after fucking me in the ass. Anthony threw his arms above his head and moaned deep, so I knew he was coming. He came while still deep in my ass. Mike was still stroking my pussy, so he traded places with Anthony, with me on top, and continued probing the inside of my pussy. Sean, still trying to climax, entered my ass again from behind. He stroked it a few times and then came, hard. He almost knocked me off Mike. I had juices flowing all out of my ass. Mike was the last man standing. Sean pulled out of my ass, leaving Mike to bring it all home. He turned me over and fucked me doggy style, driving his dick!
deeper than it had gone all night. We both came incredibly hard and almost passed out on the bed.

While Anthony and Sean were washing up, I slipped Mike my extra room key and told him to come by anytime. I was, after all, going to be in town a week. He earned a week's pass with this pussy and ass.

I'll have to tell my best friend that two dicks may have done the trick, but three made me totally stress free.

source:shorteroticstories.com
Author: Freckles

Joy And Sonya fuck the poker guys

2007-10-27T14:27:00.000-07:00

Joy And Sonya fuck the poker guys

Hi.
My name is Frank and my wife is Joy. We have been married for 20 years and Joy is in her early 40's. Joy and I have had a few threesomes and Joy has been in a couple of gang bangs. I often share Joy with my friends and also with others.

Each Tuesday some friends, Josh, Aaron, Steve and Mark, and I get together for cards. We rotate between three of our houses (the other 2 guys have tiny apartments). It works out well since Josh and Mark their girlfriends, and my wife and they go out on card nights together.
Three weeks ago was my turn and the girlfriends both cancelled, so Joy said she would "host" the card game.

Joy loves teasing men. She has 34C tits, and loves to show them off. She loves seeing men look at her tits and seeing their reactions. Before the guys showed up, Joy came to me in a small French Maid outfit with a satiny skirt down to her mid-thigh and asked my opinion.
I told her I might win for once since the other guys would be staring at her tits all night.

The guys all choked on their tongues as they came to my place, with Joy welcoming them and serving us drinks and food. I was right in that they couldn't stop staring, but wrong since I was still losing all of my money.

As the beers flowed, the guys stared more and more, and kept making comments about Joy's tits. Finally, I was low on funds and my friend Aaron said "I'd put up your twenty bucks for a look at Joy's tits." On cue, Joy walked in and asked if he was serious. Aaron blushed since he didn't think she would hear him, but when she asked again he
looked at me for approval. I nodded and he said "Sure, I'd put up twenty bucks for a look at your tits." Joy replied, "It wouldn't be fair for everyone to get a look if you're the only one paying. Should we go to the other room, or would you guys be interested in seeing these also?" As she said that, she squeezed her tits together so they nearly popped out of her tiny top. Immediately, 2 of the other guys threw $20 of chips at me, Aaron paid up and then Josh said "Oh, what the fuck."

Joy rubbed her tits for a minute, loving the attention, then let them pop out of the top of her outfit. She rubbed her fingers around the nipples, letting her nipples grow, and closed her eyes as she squeezed them hard. "Wow," she said. "I hope that was worth it. I
need to take care of something. I'll be right back." It was obvious that she went to rub her pussy, and it took a few minutes for the card game to get going again.

Joy returned with her top back up and continued to serve food and drinks. I was winning my money back and the night was getting late when Aaron tried in esperation..."Man, I'd give $100 to cum on Joy's
tits. I mean it." That set off a few comments about how awesome she was and how the guys all wanted her. Joy came back in and said, "Sorry guys, Frank's won his money back. Maybe next time." With that, she excused herself and went to bed. The game ended soon after with
all of the guys begging for the next game to be at my house. I said we had to follow the rotation and they'd have to dream while I went and titty-fucked my wife. They all left with blue balls and hard on's.

After two weeks of normal games, last week the game was back at my house. The guys were all disappointed that Joy was out with the girls, but we had a good time. Near midnight, Joy and Sonya, Joy's niece and who is also Mark's girl friend, came back to our place noticeably buzzed. The guys all grumbled a little and when Sonya asked what the problem was, Joy described the last game at our house. Sonya asked to see the outfit and a few minutes later, Joy was all decked out again.

"I know your tits are amazing," Sonya said. "Take them out for me." Without hesitation, Joy popped them out again and Sonya reached out to feel them. All of us were now totally mesmerized by this. Sonya leaned down and licked Joy's nipple, then the other. Then she started sucking on them. Joy grabbed Sonya's head and pulled it into her chest, loving the tongue on her tits. After a few minutes, Sonya moved up and the girls started caressing each other and making out. Here was my gorgeous wife,
making out with her niece (who had an amazing body and bigger tits than Joy) and all of us were just speechless.

Finally, Joy pushed Sonya away and said, "OK. Which one of you guys wanted to cum on my tits?" Three hands went right up in the air, with me just watching the show and Mark not sure what to do with Sonya there. "Why don't you guys come over here and live out your fantasies," Joy said. The guys all looked at me and I told then to have fun. They all moved quickly over to Joy as she dropped to her knees.

The guys stood in front of her, not quite sure what to do, when she said, "Come on guys. You're looking at what you want. Let me see what I want." The guys slowly started undoing their pants, and before you know it, my wife was on her knees in front of 3 hard cocks. I personally was relieved none of them were bigger than me (they were
between 5"-7", I am close to 8"), although Josh was a little thicker than I am.

My wife moved up to Aaron, who was in the middle, and wrapped her perfect lips around his cock. She reached out to take Josh and Steve in her hands, and she slowly started playing with all 3 guys.

Sonya came over and straddled me, Joy often shared me with Sonya without Mark' knowledge, Sonya said "Go on, Mark. You know you want Joy's tits. I'll keep myself occupied." Mark gave me a quizzical look, then nearly sprinted to my wife while pulling down his pants.

Meanwhile, Sonya shoved her tongue down my throat then slid to the floor in front of me. I helped her in removing my pants, and she proceeded to lick my cock and balls all over.

While Sonya gave me a great blowjob, my wife was going back and forth between the 4 cocks in front of her. She'd play with 2 of them, suck one, and the other guy would usually stroke his own. Joy was obviously enjoying this a lot, and she loved getting the guys close, then moving to the next guy.

With Sonya sucking my dick, I looked over at the sight of my beautiful wife servicing 4 guys and knew how horny she was. Apparently Aaron was pretty horny too. While my wife was blowing Mark and stroking Josh and Steve, Aaron couldn't take it anymore. He started jerking off harder
and faster and finally told Joy, "Come here, baby. Let me cum on those awesome tits." Joy immediately dropped everything else, propped her tits up with one arm under them (she's used to that because I love it) and started blowing and stroking Aaron. In about 10 seconds Aaron
screamed and clenched every muscle in his body. Joy took her mouth off of his cock just as his first spurt of cum shot out, hitting her in the chin and dripping onto her tits. Two more large streams shot out all over her left tit and she stroked Aaron's cock quickly to get all
of the last drops on her right tit.

Just as Aaron finished, Mark screamed, "Fuck. Me now!!!" Joy turned to him and caught his first shot on her cheek, then held her tits up as her jerked a nice load of his cream all over her tits. Aaron rubbed and slid his cock all over Joy's tits as he finished.

This was too much for me and my cock started swelling. Sonya pulled me out of her mouth and started stroking me towards her tits. "No way", I said, and pulled her mouth back over my cock. Just as I heard Josh scream that he was cumming, I let loose a load down Sonya's throat.
Sonya never flinched, drinking every drop of cum that I had while milking my balls to make sure she got it all.

I opened my eyes just in time to see Steve finish shooting his load onto my wife's tits. My wife was on fire, sucking the last drops of cum from all of the guys, and rubbing their loads into her skin. Then Sonya got up and pushed Joy down. It was almost like a slip'n'slide
she was so covered, but Sonya rubbed against her, and the girls proceeded to lick the cum off of each others' bodies.

Joy finally got back to her knees and said, "I need to get fucked...NOW!!!" "God, me too," said Sonya.

They signaled for Mark and I to go to them, and my wife sucked my cock back to hardness, while Sonya did the same for Mark. Then they each got down on their hands and knees and we moved behind them. Just as I was about to fuck Joy, she turned and said, "No. You'll get yours
later," and signaled for Mark and I to switch. Neither of us were about to argue so we swapped places and Mark slid his dick into my wife while I slowly slid into Sonya.

As soon as I bottomed out inside of Sonya, she had an orgasm that knocked her to the floor. Joy was cumming hard as well, but she was forcing herself to stay up to keep sucking Aaron, who had put his cock back in her mouth. I got Sonya back up on all fours and started fucking her again, while Josh filled her mouth with meat. Steve was watching, waiting for a hole to open up.

Finally, I got close to cumming so I pulled out, Josh took my place, and Steve started feeding his cock to Sonya. Mark pulled out of Joy, Aaron took his place, and my wife sucked on my cock again. This went on for over an hour, the girls changing positions, the guys taking breaks,
until somebody noticed it was 3am and we all decided to cum.

I threw Sonya onto her back, lifted her legs onto my chest, and fucked her for all she was worth. I grabbed her ass and buried myself as deep as I could go inside of her when I came. She nearly made me deaf with her scream, and kept screaming until I was done. Josh and Steve came
inside of her after me, but she was pretty numb by that point. Mark and Aaron came in my wife and then it was time to say goodbye.

When everyone finally left, Joy and I both agreed that it was a lot of fun. She went to take a shower, and I joined her a few minutes later. She managed to get me hard one last time, then crawled into bed and gave me another blowjob, letting me finish by fucking her tits and creaming in between them.

The next week's game is at Josh's house, and his girlfriend
would never do anything like that. Next week is at Mark's, and we're planning a late night again.

Author: Leg Lover
Source: shorteroticstories.com

It didn't take long to convince two straight girls

2007-10-18T09:35:00.000-07:00

It didn't take long to convince two straight girls

"Can i stop yours tonight?" asked Lauren
"Yeah sure, my parents are away" replied Jess
"Great i'll see you about 6?" said Lauren
"Yeah but i hope you don't mind Katies stopping the night too." said Jess
"Thats fine, see you later" said Lauren

6 o clock came. The doorbell rang. Lauren was greeted by Jess and Katie, who were giggling and stumbling around.
"Your drunk" said Lauren, hardly shocked.
"Yeah, grab a drink" said Jess, filled with enthusiasm.

Jess' mum had left the alcohol cupboard unlocked. A bit of a silly idea considering Jess was only 18. But for 18 she was gorgeous. She had a vast selection of men, and women, drooling over her. She had long brown hair, great features and the most fantastic body. Long legs, a tight butt and a pair of perky 34d's. Lets face it, for a young girl she was hot.
Katie didn't come far behind in the good looks department. She was a little bigger then Jess and only had 34b's but they suited her body. Her short blonde hair and delicate features made her a knockout.
Lauren, however, was not nearly half as gorgeous as these two. However she had a great personality, so everybody liked her.

The three of them settled down infront of a movie. They had more alcohol and Jess and Katie were pretty wasted. Lauren on the other hand had barely touched any. She sat there laughing at the two girls who could barely stand and were slurring their words.

Katie quickly ran to the bathroom. Lauren followed her to "make sure she was okay". Katie came out of the bathroom and Lauren pushed her into the wall. She forced her tounge into Katies terrified mouth.and began grabbing at her breats. Katie tried, but failed, to push her off. Lauren ripped open Katies top and began to rub her nipples through her bra. Soon that was unclasped and thrown aside. Katies pleads of "stop" and "don't please Lauren" were muffled by Laurens hand. However Laurens other hand was pinching and squeezing Katies nipples, which were rock hard, despite Katie not wanting Lauren to do this. After around 2 minutes, which seemed to last forever, Lauren threw katies bra and top back at her and they both went back to the living room.
"What took you guys so long?" asked Jess
"Oooh Katie kept falling over" answered Lauren

Eventually Katie passed out on the floor. Lauren and Jess were sat on the sofa just watching movies. Jess felt a hand on her knee but didnt think anything of it. Even when the hand was making small circles, slowly stroking her she didnt notice.
"Time for bed i think" said Jess
"Okay, Katie will be alright there, we'll get her in a bit" muttered Lauren

Jess was falling into a deep sleep when she felt her arms and legs being tied up. Using pairs of tights Lauren had tied Jess to the bed. Jess awoke to find Lauren sat on her stomach, almost laughing to herself.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" screamed Jess
"nothing i just thought it would be funny" said Lauren smiling
"Oh.. can you erm untie me then?" muttered Jess
"Of course not" chirped Lauren
"Why?" said Jess, sounding scared.
"Because then you'd be able to stop me from doing this" said Lauren
& that's when Lauren lowered her mouth on to Jess' and kissed her passionately. Jess spluttered shouting at Lauren to stop it. Lauren only kissed her more and more.
"Stop whining Jess! You know you want to do it." said Lauren

Lauren undid Jess' pyjama top and Jess' gorgeous breasts tumbled out. Her nipples were standing up. Lauren took her right nipple in her mouth and began to lick and suck on it. Jess tried to struggle. But it was pointless. She was powerless. Lauren alternated between right and left breast. Pinching and squeezing one and licking and sucking the other.
Soon Laurens hand had worked its way down to the waistband of Jess' pyjamas and she traced Jess' slit with her wanting fingers. Soon she was shoving two fingers in and out. Fast and hard. All the time Jess was practically moaning the house down.
"Enjoying yourself?" asked Lauren
"YESSSSSSSSSS" screamed Jess
"You'll like this more" She replied with.

she pull down Jess' trousers and lowered her mouth to Jess' pussy. She could smell that beautiful pussy smell. She began licking around her slit. Sucking on the lips and tracing her opening. Then all of a sudden she forced her tounge in. She fucked Jess with her tounge hard and eagerly. Jess was enjoying every moment of it.Then Lauren moved up to her clit and began to suck it and flick it. A huge orgasm ripped through Jess' young body.
"Where does your mum keep that dildo you were telling me you found?" said Lauren
"in her bedside drawer" moaned Jess
Lauren found it and bought it back to the eagerly awaiting Jess. She traced round her vagina with it. Then put it on vibrate. Pushing it aginst her sopping cunt. Jess came repeatedly. She then pushed it all the way in, just leaving it there.

A slight cough came from behind the door. Katie had been watching the whole time.
"GET IN HERE BITCH" shouted Lauren
Katie turned to run, but she wasnt quick enough. Lauren pushed her down and told her to take off her clothes. Katie obeyed. Scared of what might happen if she didnt. Lauren got on top of her and began grinding her pussy into Katies.
"You dirty dyke, your wet over a girl" snarled Lauren. "You love this, you want more don't you?"
Lauren yanked Katies hair. "Answer me"
"No! Get off me" pleaded katie.

Lauren carried on grinding. She then shoved her two forceful fingers striaight into Katies cute little pussy and pushed againts the girls protruding clit with her thumb. Katie screamed loud when she came to orgasm, only making Lauren enjoy what she was doing more.
She then remembered Jess.

She dragged Katie up by her hair and forced her over to the bed. She untied Jess and said "You two are going to make me cum, the doors locked so don't even bother trying to escape."
Katie and Jess got right into the swing of things. Pushing their fingers into Laurens cunt and licking and sucking her. Drinking her pussy juices as though they were water. Lauren came repeatedly. Jess grabbed the dildo from earlier and pushed it right against Laurens ginormous clit and switched it on vibrate. The orgasms this caused nearly caused Lauren to black out.
"FUCK ME" she cried. "you two are now my lesbian lovers. no fucking choice"
And for the next year they definetely obeyed.

My First Gay Experience

2007-10-06T21:41:00.000-07:00

My First Gay Experience

Bam and Dom had been good friends for about a year now. They started college together. Dom was the person Bam got on best with in the class and visa versa. Bam was about 18, 6ft 1” and average build while Dom was 18, 6ft 3” and well built as he was a rugby player.
What Dom did not know was that Bam had had a guy crush on him for about a month now. Bam had never done anything gay before but had thought about it a few times and he didn’t think Dom had either.

About a week later Bam and Dom were going to go and see a film at the cinema and Dom asked Bam if he wanted to stay over after. Bam thought for about a second and said yes. He thought this could be his chance to find out. They got back to Dom’s and chilled for a while in the lounge watching another film which Bam had bought with him.
After the film had finished Dom said we better go to bed and Bam agreed. When Bam had been to Dom’s house in the past, he had seen that Dom’s friends had stayed over and when they did they stayed in Dom’s room. Of course he was hoping for the Same treatment. Unfortunately, to his surprise Dom said he could sleep in the spare room. Bam was annoyed as this ruined and plans he had thought up about how to try and see if Dom was interested.
Bam lay in the spare room while Dom went upstairs to his room. All Bam could think about was being in the Same bed as Dom. After about half an hour of thinking, Bam snuggled up in his covers and got ready to go to sleep.

As he was dropping off he heard someone on the stairs next to the spare room. Then a soft knock on the door as Dom crept in and whispered “Bam, are you awake?” Bam sat up in bed and said “Yes, why?” to which Dom replied “Do you want to come upstairs and stay in my bed? I didn’t want to ask earlier because my parents were still up and I didn’t want them to know”. Bam’s head was rushing, his palms sweating as he said “Yer. Sure”
The two guys slowly walked upstairs as not to awaken Dom’s parents and climbed into bed. Bam lay down facing the window and Dom lay next to him and put his arm around Bam. Bam felt safe in Dom’s big strong arms and could fell his muscles as he tightened his grip on Bam.
Dom started stroking Bam’s chest as they lay there; slowly going lower and lower until his hand was at the bottom of Bam’s white T-shirt which he had left on. He slid his hand inside Bam’s T-shirt and started stroking him under his T-shirt. Bam turned over and asked Dom “Are you sure you want to do this?” As he said it he thought what a stupid thing to do what if he realises he doesn’t and it is all ruined. But he said yes before Bam had time to really start worrying.
Bam now had butterflies in his stomach he was so nervous. He had always been worried that his average 6” dick was not enough for some people luckily it was quite thick (about 6” round). Although he had never received any complaints in the bed department before from any of the girls he had been with.

He asked Dom if he could go first so that he could see if Dom was bigger than him or not. He had expected him to be much bigger as he was a jock and he thought that all jocks had large cocks. He slid Dom’s pyjama bottoms down so he was just in his boxers, he took one last breath and slid them down to reveal a semi-hard dick which was about 5” long at the moment but as soon as he grabbed it Dom went hard and it expanded to around 7 inches and about the same thickness as his. It was bigger than his but he hoped it would not be so much that Dom would think his was small. It was amazing, the best cock he had ever seen, better than the ones on porn films or anything like that.

He moved down the bed and put Dom’s dick in his mouth making sure to cover his teeth with his lips as his ex had done for him. He heard Dom moan slightly as he sucked as much of it as he could into his mouth. Bam moaned as he deep throated Dom, the vibrations went through Dom’s dick and Dom moaned again. Bam loved to hear him moan. He sucked it as hard as he could until it was a far down his throat as he could handle then let the suction go and went back up to the head, licked a bit and sucked as much as he could back in again. He continued for about 5 minutes, Dom said he was about to cum but Bam just kept on going till Dom shot his load down his throat. His cum tasted so good, Sweet and salty at the same time. He sucked as much of the tasty cum off as he could and then let go of his cock, returned to the top of the bed and said “now its your turn” to Dom.

Dom asked Bam to come and sit on the end of the bed; he then kneeled down at the end of the bed and took off Bam’s T-Shirt and boxers. He looked Bam in the yes and smiled then went down on him. He had a very different technique to Bam. He went up and down quicker lubricating Bam’s dick with loads of spit, making Bam fuck his mouth. He kept going for about 5 minutes like Bam had and then started sucking harder. Bam told Dom he was about to blow but just like Bam had, Dom kept sucking as hard as he could till Bam shot his load into Dom’s mouth. Dom seemed to enjoy it. He licked Bam’s dick for a bit longer making sure to get every last bit of cum.
Bam asked to if he wanted them to fuck each other but Dom smiled and said “Better leave something for next time”. Which Bam loved the sound of that!
Dom set the alarm for 6am so that Bam could go back down to the guest room so that his parents wouldn’t suspect anything. And then they went to sleep, Dom with his arms around Bam again.
The End…

Story Submitted by: Richards, Simon

Office Scandal, A Forbidden Sex Affair

2007-10-06T14:13:00.000-07:00

And then he kissed me.

“Have you got any kids? Lizzy asked as she handed me a cup of coffee on my first day at Haddaway and Tschitte Insurance Company.

“Two girls, I smiled nervously, the youngest has just started school.”

Lizzy and I talked when she took me on a tour of the offices; introducing me to as many people as possible; I chattered about my husband and daughters and explained that I had finally returned to full-time work for the first time in 7 years Over the next few days we became quite friendly as we worked together gradually building up my confidence and workload; we usually had lunch with a bunch of her friends who were all younger than me (I’m 32) and appeared to have exciting social lives; even the married ones.

I joined in the conversation as they seemed interested in my daughters but I still felt old and dowdy in my drab clothes and boring haircut.

During the next few weeks I made an effort to update my wardrobe and even had a new hairstyle a short blonde bob. The majority of women in the office wore dresses or skirts so I followed suit; nothing too short or revealing but as my confidence grew I began to feel good about myself and would join Lizzy and a group of her friends for a couple of drinks after work on a Friday night.

After a couple of months Lizzy told me that there would be some changes and I was going to become a part-time PA for an Area Manager who had just joined the company.

On the Monday of my new job I wore a nice A-line dress and a new pair of black shoes to meet my new colleague.

I tried to hide my shock when I opened his office door when I saw that he was coloured. For some reason I hadn’t realised that everyone in the company apart from one girl called Rhea, who was Indian, were white.

“Hi, Sean smiled as he waved me into his office, you must be Amanda.”

“Yes, I gulped nervously, I’ve been working with Lizzy for a few months and she recommended me for this role…I don’t know why.”

“Don’t worry; it’s all new to me too, Sean smiled as he took a file from me and motioned that I should sit down.

As he flicked through the file he explained that he would only be in the office a couple of days a week so I would be responsible for his diary and logging all of his calls plus liaising with the Sales Team and customers.

We spent the next couple of hours talking about what he expected of me and how ambitious he was. As we chatted I did notice him stare at my cleavage a couple of times which made me feel a little uncomfortable but flattered nonetheless. As a 32 year old married mother of two any form of male attention was welcome these days!

At lunchtime Lizzy came to find me and wanted to know all about my new boss. The girls were all interested and some even made lewd sexual comments about black men.

“You lucky cow! Maggie laughed, I get old man Thompson leering at me everyday and you get that gorgeous hunk to shag you across his desk every morning!”

I instantly blushed, You can’t say things like that….I’m a happily married woman!”

“So am I, she retorted, but I wouldn’t mind a taste of whatever he has between his legs! She then coarsely mimicked giving a blow-job.

The others giggled but I hid my face in my hands.

We worked quite closely for the next few days; gradually learning each others ways and habits; but he had an aura about him that meant I couldn’t help being nervous when I was around him. Most of the other Managers and Directors were bland and boring but Sean was different. Not just because he was black but he radiated confidence and always dressed very well in expensive suits and brightly coloured shirts and ties. His shoes were always highly polished and he often wore tan or brown brogues with dark suits which was unheard of in our company and always made him stand out in a crowd.

After a couple of weeks; Sean and I were moving some boxes and files in his office when I stumbled and he caught me; one of his hands accidentally touching my breast.

“Ooohhh! I gasped as I steadied myself.

“Sorry about that, he grinned, I just grabbed the first thing I could.”

I playfully scowled at him but couldn’t help smiling as I straightened my dress.

Sean chuckled, Well…if that’s the effect falling over has on you; I’ll trip you up every day.”

Puzzled I looked down to where his eyes were fixed; only to see my nipples poking through my dress.

“Shit! I said with an intake of breath, That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

There was a sudden silence as we stood staring at each other for what seemed a lifetime.

“I’m sorry. Sean grinned and shrugged his shoulders.

“It’s okay…don’t worry about it. I stammered as I continued moving boxes; acutely aware that he was still watching my every movement; meaning my nipples wouldn’t go down making me even more self-conscious.

At the end of the day Sean apologised again for you know what’.

“Forget about it. I smiled. “I don’t think I can. He giggled and winked at me; making me blush.

The next few weeks fell into a pattern; Sean would work in the office on Monday morning then visit the Agents or customers for a couple of days, coming back to HQ on Thursday afternoon or Friday.

When he worked at HQ he would stay in a nice hotel on the edge of town; not far from where I lived and would occasionally give me a lift to or from the office. My husband of 9 years, Nigel, didn’t seem to mind that a tall good looking black man in a shiny new BMW would occasionally call to pick me up at 8.30 or drop me off at 6pm.

Sean constantly complimented me and praised my work and the way I dressed so our relationship soon became very friendly and we even began mildly flirting. I guessed that he found me attractive and I loved the attention he gave me; even though we were both married. It was all harmless fun.

He told me that he had just turned 40 and had a 12 year old son. After a few weeks: we were working together and as usual Sean was making no attempt to hide the fact that he kept staring down the front of my dress at my cleavage; which always surprised me as my boobs aren’t particularly big 32b.

“Stop that! I finally chided him. “What have I done wrong now? he laughed.

“You know what you were doing. I playfully hissed as I narrowed my eyes and sat up straight to obscure his view.

“I’m sorry. Sean grinned.

“You’re always bloody sorry…when I catch you perving! I pretended to be angry with him but was actually revelling in the attention and he knew it.

“You forget how many lonely nights I spend in hotels, he laughed, and then you come to work dressed all…sexy…don’t you”

I teased him by pulling a face and shrugging my shoulders.

“I can’t help myself when you’re around so it’s no wonder I get tense ha, ha, ha! Sean looked truly smug as he leant back in his swivel chair puffing out his broad chest.

“Well you’ll just have to find another way of relieving your…tension, I tried to look serious, but couldn’t, or at least wait until you get home and see your wife.”

“There’s not a lot of chance of that these days, he sighed, that novelty wore off for Patsy ages ago!”

For some reason I raised my eyebrows and smiled at him sympathetically.

I knew exactly how he felt; these days my husband seemed more concerned about waking our daughters than actually seeing to my needs; so a long time ago I had resorted to furtive masturbation sessions on Saturday or Sunday mornings when Nigel gave the girls their breakfast then took them to the park or dancing classes. In the last month or so I’d really been looking forward to these sessions more than usual; even planning them for days in advance which sex-toy I would use; what I would fantasise about and I had begun borrowing my husband’s hidden stash of dirty magazines; reading the stories and drooling over the photos of couples and threesomes fucking and sucking.

Moments later Sean and I were standing in front of each other gazing into each others eyes. Then he kissed me; he kissed me in a way that I’d never been kissed before; he kissed me in a way that I knew I wanted more.

At first our lips touched gently; like two feathers in the wind; then realising that I wasn’t resisting Sean became more forceful virtually eating my lips; pushing his sweet tongue deep into my mouth; somehow he even sucked my tongue which made me shiver with excitement. I responded by grabbing his head and pushing my body against his; rubbing myself against his groin.

Thankfully his phone rang just as he began caressing my breasts as his tongue nearly disappeared down the back of my throat.

“Oh God! I gasped as Sean answered the phone. Flustered I made waving motions with my hands and whispered that I had to get back to my desk. Sean tried to stop me but I rushed out and scurried to the ladies room. I hid in a cubicle with tears running down my cheeks for nearly ten minutes; gathering my thoughts. I couldn’t believe what I’d just done I’d kissed another man…a black man and had bloody well enjoyed it.

I sat at my desk answering e-mails until 5 o’clock; believing that every pair of eyes in the office was looking at me knowing that I was a scarlet woman.

Sean was in meetings then away from the office for most of the next few days so I put the kiss behind me and tried to forget about it until the middle of the Thursday afternoon. I bent over his desk to pick up an empty coffee cup when I suddenly felt his hand creep up my leg, under my skirt.

“What do you think you’re doing? I hissed and quickly moved away from him.

“What’s wrong? He grinned, I was just checking to see if you were wearing stockings.”

“Well I’m not! I chuckled as I squirmed away from his advances.

“That’s a surprise, he grinned, I felt sure that you were the type to wear stockings.”

“What type’s that then? I scowled.

“Sorry, sorry, sorry! Sean playfully apologised; waving his arms in the air as if he was surrendering. Sexy woman…sexy legs…I presumed…SORRY!”

I took the cups away and tutted at him as I left the office.

At the end of the day Sean whispered, Sorry about the stockings thing, and gave me a good-natured tap on the bum as I left the office.

I couldn’t stop thinking about him all night; I felt like a schoolgirl with a crush on her teacher! Feeling a little guilty and very horny I snuggled up next to my husband when we were in bed and began tickling his Willy.

“I’m sorry darling but I’ve got to get up early in the morning. He drowsily told me as he pushed my hand away.

“You lazy bastard! I cursed under my breath, I was going to do all of the bloody work! You just had to lie there and think of England!”

When Nigel’s alarm rang at 6.15 I was still hot and horny after having a very sexy dream about an unnamed 40 year old black man! As soon as I heard the shower my fingers slid between my legs and began rubbing my pussy and clit. I knew it would have to be a quick one so quickly jammed two fingers into my hole and frantically frigged myself to a very satisfying orgasm. I smiled as I sniffed my sticky fingers…that would have to do until Saturday when I could finish myself off…properly.

As it was Friday Sean was busy with meetings all morning so we hardly saw each other which was probably a good thing. After lunch he called me up to his office to discuss some reports.

When we’d finished he smiled as I stood up to leave. “Well? He asked. Are they?”

Puzzled I replied, Are they what?”

“Stockings of course? he grinned.

“Sorry to disappoint you but they’re tights. I giggled as I wiggled my bum and closed the door.

After work I went for a drink with Lizzy and three girls from Accounts. Lizzy and Kate were going out to a club afterwards and asked me to go with them but obviously I couldn’t at such short notice and I knew that they were likely to be on the look out for stray men even though they were both living with their partners.

“She’s keeping it for Sean! Lizzy laughed, She wouldn’t want to shag an inferior man! “I don’t know what you mean! I giggled as I slurped my large glass of wine. Lizzy had been teasing me for weeks about my relationship with Sean. She had noticed that we were getting closer than was normal within the company.

Kate began joking about me and Sean then the rest of the girls began talking about sex. As usual I couldn’t believe my ears; some the things that they got up to shocked me. Obviously I was aware of casual sex but these girls were only a couple of years younger than me but sometimes they made me feel like a Grandma!

My pussy was tingling so much I was squirming all of the way home in my taxi. I knew I couldn’t wait for Saturday morning…I was going to have to jump my husband as soon as possible.

As soon as I arrived home Nigel whined and whinged about having to feed and bathe our daughters and….well you don’t need to know what he went on about; but it was boring.

Some of my horniness had worn off by the time we went to bed but I still wanted to shag him.

By the time I climbed freshly showered into bed Nigel was already half asleep.

I sensually tickled his Willy and felt it twitch.

“MMMmmm, I purred as quietly as possible, does that feel nice?”

“Yes, he yawned and half-opened his eyes.

“I bet this feels better. I whispered as I pulled the quilt back and slithered down his body until my face was level with his stiffening dick.

“Oh God….Amanda! My husband gulped as I fed his cock into my mouth and ran my tongue across the velvety tip. What’s got into you these days?”

“You didn’t used to ask, I smiled as I turned my head to face him and rapidly rubbed his shaft.

“Sorry. He apologised and sunk his head back into the pillow with a relaxed smile on his face.

I went back to my foreplay; sucking and licking his six inches of glorious manhood. Before and just after we’d been married Nigel had loved me giving him blow-jobs the longer and sloppier the better; always as a pre-cursor to a good fucking for both of us but in recent years…I guess we’d just become complacent. But tonight was going to be different I wanted to make him happy…very, very happy.

Nigel was groaning and virtually gasping as my head bobbed up and down on his thick shaft. My boobs and pussy were tingling at the thought of the mauling that they were going to get in a couple of minutes….then….

“Oooooohhhhh….uughh! Nigel grunted as he filled my mouth with hot sticky cum, I’m…ooohhh….sorry sweetheart…that was…so good…I couldn’t…help myself…sorry.”

I wasn’t a lover of swallowing but there had been times when I’d actually craved it…if I’d been in a particularly dirty mood. But this wasn’t one of them. I’d wanted to ride his cock while he clawed and bit my tits until we came in unison.

Now I was lying unfulfilled with a mouthful of spunk as he rolled onto his side, farted and said, Thanks for that; goodnight.”

I ran to the bathroom and spat his seed into the toilet then rinsed the excess out and cleaned my teeth to get rid of the taste.

As I was about to leave the bathroom I caught sight of my reflection in the full length mirror in the half-light. I still looked good for a woman my age. My tits aren’t bad quite perky for a woman my age and I have a fairly flat stomach; my legs are quite slim and when I turned to the side my arse looked pretty damn sexy.

“I’ll teach you! I angrily thought as I grabbed a shampoo bottle and pressed my back against the towel rail and opened my legs. It wasn’t easy but after a couple of tentative pushes the neck of the bottle slid inside my quim.

“Ooohhh, I sighed as all 3 or 4 inches forced my hardly used pussy walls apart. In seconds my wrists were a blur as one hand rammed the shampoo bottle into my twat as my other hand frigged my clit as I stared at the reflection in the mirror.

“Ugh…ugh…ugh! I quickly groaned as my orgasm exploded inside me like a firework display leaving me panting and tingling all over.

The following morning I’d already had two fantastic orgasms while using my biggest dildo by the time Nigel brought me a cup of tea and some toast.

“Sorry about last night, he half-heartedly apologised. It’s been such a long time since you…you know?”

I nodded and smiled as my fingers secretly spread my pussy lips and tickled my clit under the quilt. “Maybe you’ll last longer tonight. I lied to make him feel better as I slid a finger into my wet snatch.

Much to no-ones surprise we didn’t get around to making love on either Saturday or Sunday night.

“Are you busy? I asked Sean as I kicked the office door closed behind me when I took him his morning coffee.

“It’s Monday…but I’ll make time for you if it’s important. He said with a puzzled expression on his face.

I placed our coffee on his desk, making sure that he got a good look down the front of my dress.

Grinning I stepped back against the wall and looked at the closed door then back at my handsome boss.

“Is this what you were looking for last week? I nervously asked as I took hold of the hem of my dress and slowly lifted it up to my waist. I did a little shimmy with my hips and giggled as he stared at my stocking clad legs and pink lacy French knickers.

Sean’s face lit up and his eyes sparkled as he spun from side to side in his swivel chair; at the view in front of him.

“Come here. He demanded and motioned me towards him. Still with the front of my dress in the air I did as I was told until I was standing right next to him. This was as far as I’d planned in my head; I had no idea what would happen next.

He gently held his arms out and stroked my black Levee Dreamline hold-up stockings until he reached the red lace top.

“Jesus…Amanda, Sean gasped as his fingers ran along the lace, it was a joke…I never thought….”

“So you like stockings do you? I laughed nervously as one hand stroked my legs and the other hovered in front of my knickers.

“Fantastic! He sighed as he tickled my pubic area through the lace, causing me to shiver.

With a grin on his face he slowly eased the loose leg of my knickers to one side so he could see my pubes.

“I see that you’re a natural blonde! He grinned and raised his eyebrows.

“Is that a problem? I asked as his fingers teased my curly hairs.

He shook his head and slowly slid his finger between my legs until it was see-sawing in my damp crevice.

My heart was pounding as his finger tip gently eased past my labia and began penetrating my hole.

When his finger was fully inside me his other hand cupped my arse cheek and he pulled me forward until I was nearly straddling him.

In seconds I was kissing him as he finger fucked me and I fucked his finger. Sean soon added a second finger and viciously twisted them both; probing parts of my sexy hole that had never ever been touched before.

I was writhing in ecstasy on top of him; probing his mouth with my tongue as he furiously rubbed my clit with the palm of his hand as his fingers curled inside my body.

What he was doing was fantastic but I needed to cum, so tried to press my clit and pussy against his hand to help bring myself off. It worked! It was the most glorious feeling in the world as I lay across my black boss lap as he fingered me to a delightful orgasm as we snogged like furtive teenagers. Sean’s phone rang, breaking our spell, but he immediately began fiddling with his belt and zip as I jumped off him and stood up straight…my mind a complete blank.

Sean looked horrified as he picked the receiver up and tentatively said hello’. As soon as he recognised the voice on the other end he pretended to mop his brow and feigned a huge sigh. I grinned and winked at him as I picked my coffee cup up and went back to the main office with a spring in my step.

We hardly saw each other for the rest of the day but corresponded by loads of sexy e-mails (being careful to immediately delete them after reading).

I eventually agreed to meet him after work for a drink’. I rang my mum to say I would be late home by a couple of hours and could she keep the kids until Nigel came home.

Sean was waiting in his BMW when I left the office; as I slipped into the passenger seat he immediately lifted the hem of my dress to see my stocking tops to again.

“Stop that! I laughed and playfully pushed his hand away, Someone might see us.”

“The way you’ve got me…I don’t care! he chuckled as he sped out of the car park with his hand still up my dress stroking my red lace stocking top.

As we walked into the foyer of the hotel Sean asked if I still wanted a drink.

“Not really, I anxiously whispered.

Sean signed into the hotel and took his room key from a receptionist that kept smiling at me.

Once inside the room Sean threw his bag into a wardrobe and turned to face me.

With longing in his eyes and an ever increasing bulge in his pants Sean asked, Are you sure about this?”

“About what? I taunted him.

He swiftly moved towards me and took me into his arms and kissed me; the most powerful kiss I’d ever had. His lips and tongue nearly sucked the life out of me. I melted into his arms as Sean pulled the zip down on the back of my dress. It took some clever manoeuvring but we managed to get it off without breaking our kiss. Sean’s hands seemed to be everywhere as he stroked my legs, caressed my tits and squeezed my arse as I fondled his hard cock through his trousers.

He even managed to unhook my bra quicker and more deftly than I could manage myself. With my tits hanging free he finally broke off our kiss and bent down to suckle and lick my quivering mounds and nipples. Our breathing was now so loud and deep I’m sure everyone in the hotel could guess what we were up to.

“Sit on the bed, he panted as he tore off his tie and shirt and pushed me backwards.

As I made myself comfortable Sean stripped out of his trousers until he stood in front of me wearing just a tight pair of white Lycra boxers…which his cock was obviously straining to get out of.

My chest was heaving and my stomach tied up in knots as Sean dropped to his knees and slowly pulled my legs apart, feasting his big brown eyes on my pussy which my baggy knickers wasn’t covering very well.

With his shoulders under my thighs my legs swayed in the air as Sean began kissing my stocking covered legs working his way into the middle where he began showering my hot pussy with a thousand tiny butterfly kisses. Just as I began sighing he used his nose to push my knickers to one side then buried his face into my dripping gash. His tongue and lips sucked and licked my pussy as he drank my oozing juices. My head was rolling from side to side in exact time with my hips which were grinding my pussy against his face.

There was a large mirror running along the side of the room that I couldn’t take my eyes off as the vision of this handsome black man’s head between my stocking-covered legs held me transfixed. When I watched him slide his fingers into my twat for the second time today I let out a little squeal of delight.

“Ugh…ugh…ugh! I grunted as he pumped his fingers into my hole and flicked his tongue across my aching clitoris. Aiiiiyyyyyeeeee! I impulsively screamed when his finger touched something deep inside and made me cum as hard as I would ever cum in my life.

The next I knew was Sean peeling my knickers off and lifting my legs onto his shoulders as he pressed his knob against my pussy entrance.

“Are you sure that you want me to do this? Sean enquired as his cock easily parted my lips.

“Oh God…yes! I moaned; still basking in the afterglow of my orgasm.

We stared at each for an eternity; Sean wallowing in my nakedness and me admiring his gorgeous black body. I have to admit to being a tiny bit disappointed at the size of his cock; as it stood proud and firm. I’d always been led to believe that all black men had huge dicks twice the size of white men according to Layla in the office canteen when she was making fun of me. Sean’s cock did look magnificent; darker than the rest of his skin and as smooth as a baby’s bottom but roughly the same length and girth as my husband’s which wasn’t going to be a problem.

My boss’s cock soon slid in and swelled even fatter inside my hot hole. “Oh God…Oh God! I gasped as he slowly withdrew then plunged his cock back inside forcing my knees back until they rested on my chest.

My eyes were nearly popping out of my head because his cock was going do far inside my pussy but I knew that I couldn’t take his weight for very long so contrived to get my legs from under him.

I’d never felt this horny in my life as I wrapped them around his waist and he fucked me senseless for nearly 10 minutes. I couldn’t speak as I clung onto the bed and stared vacantly into the mirror watching Sean’s tight arse banging his glorious cock into my pussy as he mangled and grabbed my tits as they wobbled with the severity of his fucking. The contrast of our colours his chocolate brown and my English white; really excited me.

“Turn over for me, Sean moaned as he pulled his cock out, let’s do it doggy style now.”

“Okay, I wheezed, and crawled onto my hands and knees with my married arse sexily facing my new lover.

As I shuffled back until my knees where on the edge of the bed Sean stroked my stockings and ran his hand between my legs.

“He, he, he….you’re really enjoying this aren’t you? He laughed as he scooped a load of goo out of my pussy.

“Yes…yes…yes, I gasped, its fu…fantastic.”

He pulled my bum cheeks apart and nudged his cock against my floppy pussy lips. His cock felt huge as he slowly edged it deep into my pussy. I let out a huge sigh when it finally stopped and his balls slapped against my pubes.

“Are you ready? Sean asked as he grabbed my hips.

“Yeesssss! I gasped, Oh yeesssss!”

He moved his hips and his cock moved back a couple of inches making me moan with pleasure.

“How do you want it? He panted as he thrust forward nearly knocking me flat. “Yes…yes…just like that. I gasped as he suddenly thrust in and out another three times, Hard…harder…harder! .

I had to cling onto the bed again as Sean began hammering his cock deep and hard into my sloppy cunt; each thrust thumping his knob against my cervix. My face was now buried into the quilt as I bit it to stop myself screaming with delight as he fucked me as if it was our Wedding night!

“Huh…huh I’m cumming, Sean grunted like a bear, are you…on the pill?”

“Yes…but I whimpered but it was too late. Sean froze with his cock buried deep in my stomach and my pussy soon became very warm.

“Ooooowwwwww! Sean wheezed, That was soooooo….goooooooood! Then his whole body went limp and he flopped on top of me forcing me flat onto the bed. It felt wonderful as he lightly moaned in my ear and he gasped for air to fill his depleted lungs while still gently gliding his slowly shrinking cock along my slippery love-tube.

A few moments later he gently kissed my neck and rolled off me; leaving his excess spunk to dribble out of my well fucked hole onto the bedclothes.

I rolled onto my side to look at him, making sure that my tits gently touched his sweaty chest.

I couldn’t stop myself fixing my eyes on his cock. It was no longer hard and stiff but it still looked bloated as it swayed between his legs.

Tingling with excitement I gently stroked the hair on his tummy until I plucked up the courage to run my fingers through his tight curly pubes until my fingers hovered over the base of his lovely smooth black dick.

Sean lazily opened his eyes and kissed me on the tip of my nose as if to encourage me to go further’.

Not knowing if this was to be my one and only fuck with a black man I decided that I had nothing more to lose and ran my red fingernail along his soft shaft.

“MMMmmm, Sean purred, I thought that you would want to run away as soon as we’d finished.”

“Who said I was finished? I smiled and wrapped my fingers around his twitching cock as I swivelled my body until my face was only six inches away from the black cock that had just been inside my white pussy. I was so close to it I could smell the love-juices that were making it glisten in the half-light.

His ebony cock looked beautiful as I slid his fore-skin backwards and forwards; exposing then hiding his purple cockhead. Just as I opened my mouth to suck his sweaty, spunky cock I felt a guilty pang as a shaft of sunlight caught my white gold wedding and engagement rings; making the diamond twinkle on the third finger of my left hand. It was too late though…I had to taste his magnificent penis.

His cock felt like steel covered in a velvet cloak and tasted salty and bitter as I took two or three fat inches into my mouth and swirled my tongue around the tip and his prominent veins.

Sean let out a low groan and began stroking my stockings and arse as I sucked and blew my first ever black cock. It only took a few seconds for it to twitch and fill with blood as I gobbled as much cock as I could fit into my oral cavity and I stroked, squeezed and tugged at his massive bald ball-sack.

“God Amanda; he chuckled as his fingers played with my dripping pussy, I haven’t seen a muff as hairy as this for years.”

I stopped sucking him and looked inquisitively over my shoulder without letting go of his cock with my hand.

“I thought everybody shaved these days. He grinned as he playfully pulled a handful of my blonde pubic hairs.

“I’ve never thought about it. I smiled, Is it a problem?”

Sean made a funny face as if the question was too deep for him, I prefer a shaven haven…I like to see what I’m doing and…the bald ones are smoother on my face!”

Obviously I wasn’t his first lover and probably wouldn’t be his last!

“I’ll have to see what I can do about that then! I giggled as I returned to sucking his stiffening black cock as he stroked my legs with one hand and lazily fingered me with the other. We stayed joined like this for nearly 10 minutes until I noticed the clock on the TV.

I kissed the tip of his dick and rolled off the bed telling Sean that I had to go home. He lounged on the bed naughtily tugging at his long black penis as I left the bathroom door open as I brushed my hair and washed my face and breasts; I then sexily floated around the room picking up my discarded clothing and got dressed.

“Well? I asked him.

“What? Sean replied.

“How am I getting home? I smiled with a little girl lost pout.

“Shit! he laughed, I got carried away with the floorshow!”

He then pulled on a pair of jogging pants from his bag and a t-shirt.

Twenty minutes later he pulled up at the bottom of my drive.

“Do I get a kiss goodbye? Sean cheekily asked as he leant forward. “No! I hissed as I sharply pulled away and punched him in the side.

At that moment I looked up to see Nigel waving from the kitchen window; I waved back as Sean asked, Can I have your knickers as a keepsake then?”

“My knickers? I looked puzzled, what do you want them for? Oh…you dirty bugger! I giggled.

“Can I have them? He grinned and lifted the front of my dress.

I quickly looked around to make sure the street was empty then wriggled out of my pants and pressed them into his hand.

I jumped out of the car and ran knickerless up the drive towards my door. With a yard to go I turned for one last look at my lover. He was pretending to wipe his nose with my bright pink knickers but was actually sniffing the gusset like a pervert. I was so excited as I put my key in the lock I could feel Sean’s cum leaking from my pussy and running down my thighs into my stockings; so I swiftly lifted the back of my dress to give him one last look at my naked arse and stocking tops.

The Butt Plug A Gay Sex Story

2007-10-05T20:58:00.000-07:00

The Butt Plug A Gay Sex Story

Ricky stood quietly next to the bed while Jack reached out and played with his young butch's hard pecker!!! "Are you gonna be a good boy for me today," Jack asked while jerking on the six inch piece of hard meat!?! "Oh, yes," Ricky moaned, "I promise I'll be good, you can count on me!!!" "That's not what happened last week is it," Jack retorted while recalling the events of a week ago!?! "N-no," Ricky gasped as his orgasm bubbled close to the surface, "I-I didn't mean for it to happen but he was so strong that I couldn't resist him!!!" Ricky was Jack's bitch, but last week Ricky had had and interlude with a big hard stud who fucked Ricky in his tight little ass, and while Jack acted upset over the incident, he understood how a big hard prick could attract such a cute little bitch like Ricky!!! While Jack was six feet tall and built like an athlete, Ricky on the other hand was slight of build and easy prey for a marauding hungry stud, and as cute and attractive as Ricky was, it was always a job to keep the little prick in line!!! If he was a woman he would have been your typical cock tease, and I guess that is exactly what he was, a tease!!!

Now gently teasing his little friend, Jack went on, "I dunno, Ricky, you're really not very trustworthy, think I'll have to do something to keep you in line!!!" "Y-you're not gonna whip me are you," he asked contritely, "I said I was sorry!?!" "Do you think you deserve to be whipped," Jack asked!?! With his head bowed Ricky replied, "I-I guess so, but I'm really sorry and I'll try really hard to be a good boy, I promise, I really will!!!" "Well," Jack replied thoughtfully, "I know that you'll try, but that just isn't good enough, I'm gonna have to do something to let you know what a bad little boy you've been!!!" The twenty three year old shuddered at the thought of being punished, and just as he was about to reply, his hard pecker lurched hard in Jack's hand and sent a spate of cum shooting into the air and all over the bed and of course Jack!!! "I-I'm sorry," Ricky moaned, "I couldn't help it, you got me soooooooo excited!!!" "You're just sorry about everything this morning aren't you," Jack replied evenly while reaching into the night stand drawer, "let's see if this doesn't straighten you out!!!

"W-what's that," Ricky asked nervously while staring at a large latex object that looked a lot like a dildo but different!?! "You mean this," Jack asked casually?!? "Y-yes," Ricky replied very nervously, "w-where does that go!?!" "Where do you think it goes," Jack asked evenly!?! "O-oh nooooooo," Ricky moaned, not in my asshole, it's way to huge, please don't do that to me!!!" "Are you telling me what to do, bitch," Jack asked harshly, "cuz if you are I will whip your fucking ass, got it!?!" "Y-yes," Ricky replied quickly, "I'm sorry, it's just that it scares me, that's all!!!" Now reaching into the drawer and extracting a jar of petroleum jelly, Jack calmly began greasing up the head of the latex dominator, and after taking his sweet time with it finally looked up and ordered, "Okay, bitch, on your tummy and spread your legs!!!"

With his heart pounding a mile a minute, Rick slipped onto the bed, and while nervously looking over his shoulder, watched with his eyes wide as saucers as Jack pressed the huge butt plug into his tight little ass!!! "Oh, god," Ricky gasped, "I-it hurts so bad, ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy, be careful, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that hurts!!!" Jack chuckled to himself as his bitch groaned louder by the inch, until finally the latex monster snapped into place as Ricky's ass gripped the brutal invader while if left him gasping for air!!! "My, my, my," Jack said softly, "it seem that my little bitch is having some discomfort, are you in pain little man, is your asshole burning!?!" "Y-yes," he replied with a moan, "b-but it feels all hot and full, I can't quite describe it!!!" "Maybe this will help," Jack replied evenly while whacking the end of the protruding rubber with the palm of his hand, instantly causing his hot bitch to gasp and moan while his pecker instantly became erect and ready to go!!!

Jack casually tapped the end of the fat butt plug, and with each stroke the poor man was being driven closer and closer to a stunning orgasm!!! When he was sure that he was on the precipice of cummimg, Jack had the glassy eyed young man sit on the edge of the bed, which naturally put more pressure of the brutally thick plug, and after standing up in front of him, he offered his huge pecker to Ricky's hot mouth!!! He then let the hot wired bitch suck him to a quick and satisfying orgasm as his own pecker bobbed helplessly up and down in dire need of some relief of its own!!! "Mmmmmm, that was a good little bitch," Jack sighed, "I guess we're all done now, right!?!" With his eyes practically rolling back into his head Ricky grabbed his own pecker, and with a series of vicious strokes brought himself to a crushing orgasm!!!

Jack pulled the hapless bitch to his feet, and after kissing him full on the mouth, gently turned the young man around, and after having him bend over, grabbed a hold of the thick invader, and after caressing Ricky's smooth hairless ass, rammed the thick cudgel in and out of his burning bung hole until his cock again erected itself again and spasmodically fired off another cum shower, leaving the poor lad totally and completely wiped out from the experience!!!

After extracting the plug from Ricky's abused bottom, Jack planted little kisses all over his smooth cheeks and whispered, "Now, next time it will be worse, do you promise to be a good little bitch!?!" Now barely able to rely, Ricky managed to mumble, "Yeah, but I think we'll have to try this one more time just to be sure!!!"

Friday Girl (Lesbian)

2007-10-05T20:56:00.000-07:00

Friday Girl (lesbian)

“Well, I’m happy to see that your shorthand and typing skills are up to snuff, Miss Egan, now how are you on a computer,” asked the interviewer!?! “Very good,” Melanie replied, “I’ve had extensive training on all of the major business soft wear products and am familiar with all types of pc’s!!!” Dee Waller drummed her fingers on her desk while studying Melanie Knox’s file, set it down, and began slowly, “You realize that the position you are applying for is that of executive secretary for Stanton Ingalls, the chief operating officer of this firm?!?” Melanie nodded her head and replied, “Yes, I feel that I have all of the qualifications necessary to do a excellent job for Mr. Ingalls, I’ve been in the business for twelve years now, and feel I’m ready for the big time!!!” Leaning back in her chair with her fingers interlaced behind her head, Miss Waller continued carefully, “This is a delicate position, and one that requires the utmost in discretion, Mr. Ingalls will be entrusting you with many confidential details of the inner workings of our company!!!” I understand perfectly,” Melanire replied, “my behavior at my previous employment has been above reproach, so I feel Mr. Ingalls can hire me with the utmost confidence!!!” “I’m sure of that,” Dee went on, “but the job also requires, ah, how should I put it, a more hands on and personal relationship with Mr. Ingalls!!!”“I-I’m not sure what you mean,” Melanie stammered, a little confused at the direction the conversation had taken!!! “Now, Miss Egan, you’re a bright young woman,” Dee Waller replied smoothly, “just how much does a top flight executive secretary make these days!?!” “I don’t know exactly,” Melanie replied slowly, “I’d say between forty and sixty thousand per year, depending on length of service and all!!!” “I’d say you’re about right,” Dee replied quickly, “so haven’t you wondered why this position carried a salary of over one hundred thousand dollars per year plus benefits, that’s nearly double what the position normally pays!?!” “Well, I guess I haven’t really given it much thought,” Melanie replied slowly, “so I take it these “personal duties” are what makes the job worth so much!!!” “Now you’re getting the picture,” Dee Waller answered, “are you still interested, if not, you may get up and leave with no hard feelings what so ever from our side!?!” “No,” she replied, “I’m still interested, but I would like to hear exactly what I’d be getting myself into!!!” A small smile spread over Dee Waller’s face and opined, “That’s a very sensible reaction, so here’s the deal!!!”

“I don’t know what you’ve heard about Stanton Ingalls,” Miss Waller went on, “but let me tell you this, from personal experience he is one of the most dynamic individuals you will ever have the pleasure of meeting, but along with his overwhelming personality and drive, also comes his penchant for over indulgence!!!” “His needs in these instances can be almost ravenous,” she intoned, “and you must always be willing and able to do what ever is necessary to fill those particular needs, am I making myself clear on the subject!?!” “Melanie sat back in her chair a little stunned, she HAD wondered why the salary had been so high, but it had never even crossed her mind that she might have to be sexually involved with her boss, so she asked for a little clarification, “You mean I’ll have to sleep with him!?!” “And more,” Dee replied softly, “much, much, more!!!” “W-what more could he ask of me,” she asked quizzically?!? Now leaning forward in her chair, Dee looked Melanie in the eye and said, “Honey, Mr. Ingalls is going to be traveling the world, and taking you everywhere he goes, it’s the chance of a lifetime, you’ll go places and see thing you never even dreamed about, but if you want this job, you’ll have to do what he says and when he says it!!!” “I’m afraid,” she continued on, “that at times Mr. Ingalls will ask you to be with other people, both male and female, but I promise you, most women would kill for this opportunity, and by the way, the last secretary he had lasted almost five years and retired with million dollar severance package!!!” Melanie sat still, not moving a muscle as she tried to comprehend all that had been dumped in her lap in the last fifteen minutes, it was one thing to fuck the boss, but a whole other kettle of fish to sleep with other woman!!!

“Tell me what you’re thinking, Melanie,” Dee Waller asked softly, “is there anything else you’d like to ask me?!?” After taking a deep breath, Melanie replied, “I-I’ll have to admit I’m a little leery of the whole thing, but I’ve never had sex with another woman, I’m totally heterosexual so I’d hate to get hired and then fail to keep up my end of the bargain, if you know what I mean!!!” “Of course I do, dear,” Dee said in a voice just above a whisper, “we would never send anyone to meet Mr. Ingalls personally without being completely sure that that person could handle every aspect of the job, including the one you are worried about!!!” “But how……….,” Melanie said as her voice trailed off!?! Again, looking Melanie straight in the eye, Dee Waller replied evenly, “We would have to find out right here and now if you’re the right woman for the job, if you don’t think you can handle it, there’s the door!!!”

“No,” Melanie answered quickly, “I’ll try, but how…………….?!?” Now returning to her soft understanding tone of voice, Dee said softly, “Okay, hon, stand up, lift your skirt, and show me your panties, please!!!” “Right here,” Melanie said incredulously, “w-what if somebody walks in!?!” “I’ve already taken the liberty of locking the door,” Dee replied, “so it you’re ready, show me, please!!!” Slowly Melanie stood up and with a quickly turning red face, she lifted her skirt by the hem and pulled it high over her waist, exposing her panty clad pussy to this complete stranger! “Mmmmmmm,” Dee hummed, “you wear very pretty under things, and from the looks of it, you’re a true redhead!!!” Her cheeks already were matching her hair, but she still managed to reply, “I am a true redhead, do you think Mr. Ingalls would like that?!?” “Honey,” she answered softly, “Stanton Ingalls loves them red, blonde, black and brunette, but I can assure you that he’ll positively adore your panty cover vagina, now come over here and let me feel your warmth!!!”

“Oh my,” Melanie gasped as Dee Waller leaned over and kissed her vagina through her while lace panties, “t-that feels very nice, I can’t believe I like it!!!” Dee just chuckles a little while she tugged the flimsy under garment off of Melanie’s hips and said, “If you like that, you’re gonna love this,” as she sat Melanie down on the desk in front of her and buried her mouth in the carrot colored bush between her thighs!!!” “God help me,” Melanie moaned, “you do that better than any man I’ve ever had, and you know just where to put your tongue, ohhhhhhhhhhh, myyyyyy!!!” She felt like a total tramp, but she didn’t even care, the only thing that mattered now was making sure that this cunt lapping interviewer sucked her to an orgasm!!! While her mind was racing at light speed, she realized that this woman to woman thing wouldn’t be a problem at all, and that even if she didn’t get the job, she was going to have to find herself a little pussy licker just like Dee!!! At first she had been a little reticent about letting another woman tongue her, but incredibly, now she was overtly shoving her dripping cunt forward so that Dee Waller could put the most pressure possible on her hot clit!!!

As the muscles in her cuant began to contract wildly, it crossed Melanie’s mind that she wouldn’t mind getting a job as Dee Waller’s private secretary, as there were certainly a few fringe benefits that immediately sprang to mind!!! “I-I’m cumming,” Melanie stammered, as her pussy drenched the lips and cheeks of the hot cunt lapper, “you’re sucking me to a hot, hard, fucking cum, my clit is so fucking hard, oh yes, do it for me, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” The it was over, just like that, and now her cunt was twitching like crazy as it attempted to relax after the crushing orgasm had just totally ripped it to shreds!!! “So,” Dee said softly, “you like having a girl suck you off, you think it’s really nice, huh!?!” “Oh, yes,” Melanie said softly, “it was the next best thing to heaven!!!” “So you think you can handle it,” Dee asked, “it was no problem, right?!?” “I’m sure I’m ready,” Melanie replied, “bring him on!!!” “You’re getting closer,” Dee Waller answered back, “but there is one more hurdle for you to clear!!!” “What else is there,” Mealnie asked, “I had sex with a woman and actually I loved it!?!” “No,” Dee corrected her, “I had sex with you, you just sat back and let me eat your pussy, it could have been anybody doing it, but the real test is when you eat this,” as she raised her own dress and exposed a very hairy brown snatch that was already gaping open in excitement!!!

“Y-you want me to suck you off,” Melanie asked doubtfully?!? “Honey, think about it,” Dee chided her gently, “it’s gotta be a prerequisite, and you know it, so let’s get to it if you think you can!!!” Melanie gulped once and said, “Let’s trade places!!!” Melanie had seen some hair pies in her day, but Dee Waller had the hairiest pussy she had ever seen, but for some reason, as she moved her mouth towards the furry target, she didn’t feel any revulsion at all, in fact, she took a deep breath and her nostrils flared as the aroma of fresh hot pussy filled her lungs!!! “My god, girl,” Melanie whispered, “you have a fucking forest growing down here!!!” “D-do you like it,” Dee asked hopefully, “the men all love it!?!” No answer was forthcoming as Melanie’s mouth made contact which muffled any sound she may have even thought about making!!! Soon the loud slurping sounds of Melanie’s tongue on Dee Waller’s cunt were the only ones audible in the small office, which was soon followed by the soft insistent moans of the hairy pussied cunt lapper!!! “Are you sure you haven’t done this before,” Dee gasped, “you know just where my clit is!?!” Lifting her face to reply, Melanie said sweetly, “You have a lovely vagina, Dee, and I must say, I just adore putting my mouth on your sex organs!!!” “Jesus,” Dee moaned loudly, “I-I just love hearing you talk like that!!!” After giving her a few more hard sucks, Melanie looked back up and asked in a little girl’s voice, “Like how, you mean like when I talk about how pretty your crotch is and how cute it looks when it’s all bulged out and wet?!?” “Oh, yes,” Dee fairly gasped, “j-just like that, you make me feel like such a pussy!!!” After a few more licks, Melanie whispered, I think this big hairy cunt qualifies you as a pussy, would you like to cum now, dear, should Melanie finish off your pussy with her tongue?!?” It was a rhetorical question really, one that Dee Waller never even tried to answer, as she was too busy having one of the best and longest lasting climaxes she had ever experienced!!! Melanie’s entire face was smeared with sweet cunt juice from Dee’s drooling pussy, but it was her tongue that was doing all of the damage as it bored in hard and fast on the erect little clit that was straining like mad to bring it’s owner a mind numbing orgasm!!!

When it was over, Melanie kept her mouth attached to Dee’s pussy, luxuriating in the taste and smell that the female orgasm had created!!! “You really do like it, don’t you,” Dee asked while running her hand through Melanie’s long soft hair?!? “Reluctantly pulling her mouth form the still shaky cunt, Melanie replied softly, “Yeah, I guess I do, I really do!!!” “Well now is as good a time as any to tell you,” Dee said!!! “What,” Melanie asked, “tell me what!?!” “I left out one minor detail in our interview,” Dee explained softly, “Stanton Ingalls has two executive secretaries, I’m one, and if you’ll take the job, you’re number two!!!” Melanie just stared at Dee Waller for a moment or two, letting what she had just heard sink in, “You mean we get to stay together,” she asked excitedly!?! Nodding her head and flashing a huge smile, Dee replied happily, “I’m the “other female” you might have to sleep with, is that okay with you!?!” Again, no sound came out of Melanie’s mouth, because it was already filled with the hot wet pussy of Dee Waller, and that was the answer to that!!!

Mother And Daughter Side by Side Masturbation

2007-10-04T13:12:00.000-07:00

Mother And Daughter Side by Side Masturbation

We all do it, masturbate that is, every day for some, once a month for others, but a recent poll said that 90% of all the women in the U.S. masturbate and the other 10% are liars! Now, being a very liberated lady of the 90's, I admit to having an on going love affair with the middle finger on my right hand, but unlike the very unpredictable male, my trusty middle digit is always ready, it's never tired, it never wants to talk when it's over, and best of all, it doesn't think of me as a slut, or at least I think it doesn't! I'm thirty two years old now but I still manage to get off with my own hand at least once or twice a week, that's fourteen years of pleasuring myself when I felt the need arising! What was strange about this very natural phenomena was how I learned to do it, or should I say who taught me how to do it. Back in 1980 I was just an innocent girl of eighteen and my sexuality was just beginning to emerge, like most girls my age, no one had ever taken the time to explain anything about the feelings that were racing through my body. The only person I could talk to was my best friend Nancy, and we told each other everything! You could just about be sure that if Nancy was around, Valerie couldn't be far away!

"Hey Val," Nancy whispered, "I found some of my dad's magazines in the basement last night, you gotta come over after school and see them, they show everything!!!" "Really," asked Val, "everything!?!" "Everything," Nancy shot back, "meet you at my place at about four o'clock, nobody's gonna be home then!" For the rest of the day Val thought about the magazines in Nancy's basement, finally she would get to see what all the fuss was about! So far she had heard some pretty wild stories, some of them totally unbelievable, well at least she hoped so, but anyway, today would be the day she found out for herself, she could hardly wait!!!

Leading Val down the narrow stairway into the dark forbidding basement, Nancy found the light switch, and the large room suddenly was flooded with bright light from the over head neon fixtures hanging from the ceiling. "Over here," instructed Nancy, "I found them behind this box of old National Geographics." Nancy reached over the box and retrieved three magazines, all of which had pictures of scantily clad women on the covers. Both girls sat down on an old couch up against the far wall and settled down for some serious "reading"!!! Opening the top one, Nancy said, "Get a load of this Val, they're really doin' it!" Val looked on with wide open eyes, the bright color pictures showing men and women in various stages of love making. She couldn't believe that something as large as a penis would ever fit in her tight little vagina, but from the looks of the photos, the women seemed to be more than enjoying themselves! Flipping the page, Nancy commented, "Get a load of this one Val, this one is sucking on his thing!!!" Val stared at the picture, what she had heard was more than true, women actually put hard penis's in their mouths!!! Unreal!!! The next page was even more bizarre, several women were sitting on the floor with their legs wide apart and sticking what could have almost passed as candles into their vaginas! Even though what she was seeing was shocking, especially to someone so young, Valerie couldn't help but feel the wetness forming in her own pussy, and the funny gnawing feeling she was getting in the pit of her stomach, and even though it looked repulsive, Valerie would have given anything to have been one of the women in the photographs! All the way home she thought about what it would feel like to have a man enter her vagina, her clit was sending out a signal that was impossible to ignore, she needed to be filled, she just had too!!!

The next day after school, Val wandered about the house, thinking about the pictures she had seen the day before at Nancy's place. That feeling in her loins hadn't disappeared, it had grown more insistent by the hour and she could feel that her vagina was damp, and that her lips were puffy and distended. She had the house to herself for at least the next hour so she decided to do something about it, she would try masturbating like the woman in the magazine, by sticking something inside her vagina! Val slipped off her panties, lay down on her bed, and spread her legs wide apart. Just feeling her vagina being stretched made her let out a soft moan, her whole being seemed to be wrapped up in her crotch! She hadn't given much thought on what to use, but the handle of her brush was nice and smooth, and it wasn't very thick, so it wouldn't cause any pain going in. Val used her finger to make sure that she was good and lubricated, and then she slowly inched the brush handle into her steaming little box. My god, it felt so good to have something inside of her, even if it was just that skinny little handle! Val was just starting to get into it when a voice cracked the air like a rifle shot, "Just what do you think you're doing, Valerie," her mother demanded, "I leave you home for a few hours and this is how you spend your time?!?"

Valerie quickly dislodged the handle from her pussy, leapt to her feet, smoothed her skirt and stuttered, "Well, I was just, I was just trying to....." "I know what you were trying to do," shot back her mom, "the question is, where did you get such an idea!?!" Valerie had never lied to her mother, and even though she wanted to, she broke down and told her about the magazines and all of the pictures depicting all sorts of sexual acts. Her mother, now calming down a bit, remembered how she as a young girl had also experimented with masturbation, and that it was almost impossible to resist its temptation! Her mother walked over to Val, put her arms around her and gave her a bit hug and said, "I'm sorry I got so excited, what you were doing was perfectly natural, but using something as sharp as a hair brush handle can be dangerous, and I don't want you to injure yourself!" She then kissed her daughter on the cheek and continued, "For that reason, and so that you know what you're doing, for this one time I'm going to show you the proper way to masturbate!" For several seconds Valerie just stood there, stunned at what she thought she had heard her mother just say! Nope, she had heard right, her mother began removing her clothing, and instructed her to do the same! Valerie's head was indeed spinning!!!

When they were both quite totally naked, Val's mom lay down on the bed and had her do the same, both mother and daughter side by side and naked on the bed! "Now, Val," her mother intoned, "I want you to pay attention to everything that I say, because this is the last time I want to have to show you this, got it!?!" "Yes, mom," answered a very nervous Valerie! "Okay then," her mom went on, "first a little history is in order, the women in our family are very sexually adept, and very easily aroused, and while sometimes it's a pain in the butt to have your vagina always in need, it also can be the most wonderful thing in the world!" "Your father is a wonderful man, and very talented in the love making department, but he's on the road at least three nights a week, so I still masturbate on the nights he's not a home." "You will also find out that once you start having orgasms, they are like the proverbial potato chip, you can't just have one, so some days your vagina will have to be taken care of two or three times, depending on how you feel!" "I'm telling you all of this, just so you'll know that it's okay to need and have orgasms often, so now as you can see, just from talking about sex, my nipples have become very hard, and I see that yours have too!" "When I'm masturbating, I usually like to start with my tits, because a good nipple twisting really gets your pussy wet and ready to go!" "By the way, from now on I am going to use street language to describe body parts as well as sexual acts, because in real life, men and women talk very dirty to each other in bed, okay?"

Valerie, nodded her head and her mother went on, "Look at how nice and plump our nipples have become, just twist them lightly and feel your clit twitch with each tug!" "Feel it!?!" "Yes," whispered Val, "I can really feel it!" "Well," her mother continued, "I knew you would, all of the Clark women have very sensitive nipples!" "Do you feel the dampness in your pussy," asked her mother, "you should be able to feel it getting very wet by now!" Valerie nodded yes, and her mother then offered, "Now take you finger and run it up and down your crack like this," while taking her own finger and sloshing it up and down her dripping cunt. "Good job, Val, how does that feel?" Valerie could barely make her mouth work, but she managed to stammer, "Real good, real good!" "That's my girl," her mom fairly beamed, "I guess we know now that your clit is working fine, but I think it's important to note that you keep playing with your tits with your free hand, because that just keeps stirring the pot in your pussy!" "Okay, that's good, twist them harder, yeah, that's right, do your clit a little harder!!!" Both of them were now breathing hard, their breaths coming in fits and bursts, coinciding with the spasms in their vaginas. "Now we get down to some serious stuff, work you finger in and out of your pussy, finger it hard, and then come back to your clit every now and then, t-that's good, Val," she stammered, "her own fingers flying over her wide open cunt, "I'm getting very close to cumming, how about you!!!" "Valerie having lost all of her inhibitions and was now furiously stroking her wet slit, answered in a thick sounding voice between deep breaths, "I'm close too, mom, jesus, I'm close!!!" Her mother continued with some lewd talk, how does it feel to spread your legs and expose your vagina?!?" "It makes me feel slutty," Valerie panted, "it makes me feel like I want everyone to see how hot I am!!!" "Good girl," her mother hissed, "just like all of the Clark women, total sluts in the bedroom, we know how to satisfy our men, don't we!?!" "Mom," begged Valerie, "do we put our men's penis's in our mouths and suck them!?!" "Mmmmmm," her mom moaned, "oh yes, all of the Clark women are born cocksuckers, we put their pricks in our mouths and let them cum, then we swallow all of it!!!" "Do you suck daddy," Val panted, now on the edge of her first climax?!? "Of course dear, your daddy has a lovely cock, it's very long and thick, and takes very good care of mommy's vagina!!!" "Do you think my vagina will be as hairy as yours is someday," Valerie asked, between gasps for air?!? "Of course darling, that's another thing we Clark women have in common, very hairy pussies, and we love having our men suck them!!!" "I-I-I"m cumming," stammered Valerie, her hand flying over her clit at the speed of light!!! "Me too," her mother screamed, "just thinking of a mouth on my pussy put me over the edge!!!" Both of them thrashed about the bed, twisting their nipples and fingering their hot cunts to orgasm, and when they were finished, Valerie rolled over and put her head on her mom's chest and took a nipple into her mouth and sucked it like a baby while her mother stroked her hair and cooed what a good little girl she was!

While they were dressing, Valerie had another question, "Mom, you said that this would be a one time lesson, but you forgot one thing?" "Oh," replied her mom, "and what may I ask was that!?!" "Well," Val offered, "you showed me how to masturbate using my fingers on my clit, but you never showed me about using something to fill my pussy!" Her mother thought for a second, and answered back, "You're right dear, we will have to have lesson number two!!!"

Are You Sure Your Woman Is Sexually Satisfied

2007-10-04T12:15:00.000-07:00

Are You Sure Your Woman Is Sexually Satisfied

While most men are well aware what it needs for them to achieve sexual satisfaction, they lack appallingly in knowledge on what it takes for their female partner to do so as well.

It's not really the average man's fault. A young man does not know intuitively what it takes for his female partner to reach a climax. The subject is not taught in school, and even on the Internet, genuine information on the topic is scarce.

The matter often also is taboo among the partners involved, especially in conservative societies. And in modern societies, women normally find it more practical to fake orgasms, or to declare the topic unimportant, rather than to educate their husbands or partners. This is not surprising as the male reaction on being taught by his female partner on this sensitive subject is somehow unpredictable. The man may feel put down if guidance is given. He may believe she thinks he is a bad lover (which actually he may be, indeed), and react hurt or aggressive.

While we have discussed achieving orgasms with many of our sexual partners and therefore believe that we are knowledgeable to a certain degree, competent advice really has to come from women. We therefore include below a detailed account from a female reader on what it takes for her to have orgasms. We do want to invite other female readers to contribute to this database by sending in their own stories. We would be especially interested in comments from lesbian and bisexual women. All contributions are treated with total confidentiality, and names and email addresses will not be given. As the purpose of our endeavor is entirely educational, neutral language would be appropriate.

Here the first account, submitted by a female reader.

I have experienced my first orgasm at 9 or 10 not knowing what the hell it was. It was a result of a movie showing some physical punishment and a bare bottom. It did not happen during the movie, but after I was thinking about it. And it happened without my fingers, just my muscle contractions while tightly squeezing my legs. I remember it very well. Later I learned to imagine variants to what I saw with a pillow between my legs, which always led to orgasms.

I realized the connection between what I experienced and the meanings of sex at about the same time, I started experimenting with different kinds of stimulations. By 15 I already liked anal stimulation as well as clitoral. I have to say though that if my memory serves me well, those were never really strong orgasms. I started using small objects for anal and vaginal stimulations probably about the same time. I have to say though that now I am not a fan of anal sex. Although I have tried numerous times, it was always more discomfort than pleasure. I totally gave up with my husband, because he is considerably larger than average size.

As I started having normal and frequent sexual activity with a partner (I was 19), my personal experiences became less elaborate, but definitely better. Still, I very rarely have orgasms alone as strong as with a partner. I prefer having a dildo (not a vibrator, hate those, they are so unnatural) and clitoral stimulation at the same time. As far as the time is concerned, well it differs greatly. It can be one minute, it can be 10, it depends what goes on in my head. I don't have the same wave pattern orgasms when I am alone. Can't explain why. I can bring myself to orgasm up to three times alone, but every next one is harder to achieve and not necessarily stronger. It is also absolutely necessary for me to have nipple stimulation. Somehow without it, the whole thing is not as good and not as quick.

I also noticed that the older I am the better the orgasms are that I achieve alone. Still, they are no comparison and no substitution to normal sex.

I also have to say, that I had one experience with a person I knew well, but not in a sexual way. It was a one night that I wish I did not have. It was so ordinary and almost boring... It strengthened my belief that if the person does not care for you, he cannot bring you pleasure either. He was too excited himself and too quick to finish to bother about what I need. Well, that is another point in favor of not picking up strangers. I expect a lot from a sexual experience, and if I can't get it, then I am better off alone with my toys, a glass of wine and good porn.

From a previous mail of the same reader:

My first favorite memory was of me being 19. My fiancé at the time (I never really planned to marry him, but my parents were head over heels about him) was my partner in experiments. He was 25 and much more experienced than I was, but none of those experiences of his were adventurous. We both shared excitement in domination/punishment scenarios, but I was not ready to experience pain yet. So, he would tie me up (face down), blind-fold and tell me a story while slowly undressing me and barely touching my skin in different places. As the story progressed and I would be melting away, he would have less and less strength to control himself. I would hear grinding teeth, irregular breath and "I can't go on like this", but I would normally make him continue anyway. I don't remember how long this lasted, as long as he could tolerate it, but it would always end with very forceful, even brutal act of love that would have been not unlike rape if I were not so wet and ready. In this situation I would normally have an orgasm in the first 30 seconds after him entering me and the sensation was remarkable.

The strongest orgasm I have had was with my ex-lover, the guy who I was planning to marry and who nearly got control over my feelings. He was not in the least into playing parts and telling stories, but there was another way. He had patience like nobody else I know or heard of. It started with him telling me not to move while he was caressing me. This obviously did not work well. So, eventually he would tie my hands and then work my body in every possible way he knew. The point was in getting me close to orgasm, but never allowing me to actually finish and achieving it by different stimulations. This was mind-warping. He could go for 40 minutes to an hour this way, bringing me close and easing off and repeating it again and again. When finally he would enter, my sensation seemed to have intensified 10 times and orgasms were incredibly strong. I remember once during an orgasm I burst into sobs and actually cried with pleasure. (It is funny to remember because he freaked out thinking he hurt me).

However strong my experiences were before my husband, I still have to say he brought out the real woman in me. He played out my every fantasy and penetrated every part of my body. There was nothing off limits for me, so we tried everything. Most of those wild experiments I never really want to repeat, but I believe that everything should be tried at least once. We got into S&M and I tried both to humble and be humbled. It was interesting to lead, but I absolutely do not enjoy it. My husband does not like to tie me up. So we avoid it. But on the other hand, it is to some extent more stimulating when control that one has over you is mental rather than simple physical constraints. As I said, I don't like pain, it has to be very, very subtle, not strong, because if it grows beyond a certain point, it does not add to the pleasure, but negates it. We used to play sometimes a spanking game, but in order to enjoy it, I have to be in the mood.

Please, don't think that I only like sex in dominance scenarios. It is absolutely not true. It all depends on my mood. Sometimes, especially with a new partner, in order to be comfortable, I would prefer it slow and gentle, with intensity escalating as time progresses. I like to be teased, to not be given everything I want right away... Other times, if I am absolutely turned on by something in circumstances that prohibit immediate satisfaction, the sex that would follow would be rough, animalistic, resembling more of a fight than a gentle embrace. At such times, I catch myself thinking that human beings did not go far from the animal world in their act of love with biting and roaring and tearing off each other's clothes. And of course, at other times I can play any of the parts that I described above, I find one or other form of submission very stimulating.

I guess, I should mention something about me that I know sets me apart from a lot of women. Most women are capable of multiple orgasms, but as I read I have a rare ability of what they call wave pattern orgasms: having many of them and often. With the change of stimulation, I can come up to 15 times a night (if a partner can hold up that long). Of course, not all of these orgasms are strong. Most are like reaching the top of the wave and then drifting down and going up again. If all goes well, after 2, 3, 4 orgasms like that, I reach the top of the mountain. My husband prefers to wear me out like this. There were times when he pretty much set experiments on how much I can take. We lost count after 12, so my estimation is 15. It is a great unbelievable feeling after such a night, because the sensation I have is a body without bones, tiredness not unlike total inability to move, the feeling that if I am to die, this is how I would like to go... And when I know it is over and the heart is just slowing down, I close my eyes and feel the world spins into non-existence. Unfortunately this takes incredible amounts of energy from a man, and control for long periods of time, so... you can imagine, this is not an experience I have every week.

I have never had an orgasm as strong with oral stimulation as with vaginal penetration combined with some handwork. Depending on the position, I prefer to do it myself, since I can absolutely control what I need, how much and how fast. I guess this is my preference. I also like and can have an orgasm while giving oral stimulation to my partner (of course not without help from my fingers). This is only possible if it is not a quick thing, I need time. I should say that it might give a fright to a man, since even after doing it for years my hubby says his heart sinks every time expecting my jaws to lock.

As our correspondence went on, I was able to ask some questions: "Do you need manual stimulation in combination with penetration to reach an orgasm, or do you reach it through penetration alone?"

Normally, I do need manual stimulation. But, I have achieved orgasms with penetration alone in the past. It absolutely depends on how aroused I am and what is going on in my head. As explained in my previous message, if I am at the very top of my senses - the touch-me-and-I-will-explode kind of feeling (achieved through any kind of previous stimulation: oral, verbal, caresses of different parts of my body) - then penetration alone can very easily bring me to an orgasm and in a very short period of time. If it does not happen in a short period of time (I imagine 1-2 minutes), then it is a definite that some manual help will be necessary.

"Do you prefer the on-top position?"

2. I almost never achieve an orgasm on top. It only happens if I feel close enough to an orgasm and then finish on top. I find it pretty strenuous to do it long enough to achieve an orgasm. After 3 minutes or so, discomfort starts to take over pleasure. Definitely not my favorite position.

"Can you differentiate between clitoral and vaginal orgasms?"

I can differentiate between clitoral and vaginal orgasms. I would say that most of my orgasms are clitoral; orgasms achieved by masturbation are always clitoral. A large part are what you would call "can't differentiate" or mixed (those are obviously the ones achieved with penetration). And maybe 5% or less are purely vaginal. I have achieved vaginal orgasms in the past without any manual stimulation in certain positions and certain angles (only with my husband, I think due to his large size) when there is direct contact with the G-spot. I am not saying that I achieved vaginal orgasms only though G-spot stimulation, it happened without it as well, but again, I have to say it is a very rare occurrence. I have no idea how and why sometimes direct contact with the G-spot raises such intensity of feeling, and sometimes it does not. But it is a very unique thing. The same position does not always achieve the same stimulation. When a man happens to get to this remarkable place, my suggestion is - do not breath and don't move a muscle, keep doing exactly the same thing with exactly the same strength, otherwise it will be lost. Communication here is essential. I would normally say right away "don't change", and I can climax within 30-40 seconds. Another thought on the G-spot: I never had a positive experience with it through manual stimulation or object stimulation. I found manual stimulation not just useless, but also uncomfortable.

I also wanted to remark on manual clitoral stimulation. I have never had a really good experience receiving it from a partner. I will explain why. In order for it to be pleasurable, it has to be in exactly the right place, with exactly the right pressure and exactly the right speed. No man can read your mind, and even though I have no problem saying what I need and how, it is hard to explain exactly what you mean. A man can put your finger on the right spot, but I found it extremely hard to control the pressure, especially since one day it should be different from another. If partners have been having sex for half an hour for example, the clitoris might be more sensitive and need less pressure than in the first minutes. If a woman already achieved one clitoral orgasm, then the pressure should be much, much less than before, again due to sensitivity. The same with the speed, although it is easier to control; what a woman needs can change from the beginning of the stimulation to the end. Too slow is usually pretty irritating rather than stimulating and too fast too soon is also not such a good thing. Well, to complete this, I would say that I prefer to do it myself rather than struggle with guiding somebody else's hand. I think it is only fair.

by: Sam Zahanar

Toothbrush of the Future

2007-10-03T23:28:00.000-07:00

Toothbrush of the Future

Oral-B's Triumph SmartGuide toothbrush, available in the United Kingdom for the equivalent of about $280, uses navigation technology to transmit the exact location of the toothbrush to a base unit so that the user can see which areas in his mouth the brush might have missed. The wireless LCD mouth display can be mounted on a mirror or held in the free hand.

Instead of an actual dentist, you get a microcontroller, which picks up signals from a microchip inside the brush, and displays information about your technique on an LCD display unit which can be mounted to the wall or mirror. The unit will track your usage, tell you when you're brushing too hard, make sure you clean for the optimal amount of time, and alert you when the brush head needs changing.

Adult Holloween Costumes

2007-10-03T11:06:00.000-07:00

Adult Holloween Costumes
If you prefer to be funny rather than scary this coming holloween, try considering this costumes. You might find something interesting.

Grandmother and grandson

wet shirt big boobs

Mr. Toilet man

Sumo Wrestler

Arab Snake man

Hot Maid

Gay costume(lols)

headless butler

fat man in maid costume

fart o meter man

Ass man

Hairy Back Shaver

2007-10-02T13:52:00.000-07:00

Hairy Back Shaver

Do you got a hairy Back? Are you having a hard time to remove the hair on your back or simply got no time to visit a beauty spa to let them remove your back hair?

Well, there is a solution to every hairy Men's Problem. It's the iShave by John M. Casciaro.

The difference between this razor and your trusty 'ol Mach 3, is that it extends up to 24 inches. That way you can avoid rotating your arm into all sorts of weird and unnatural positions -- or worse: asking for help -- just to get that last little patch in between your shoulder blades. (Hypothetically speaking, of course.)

While it's a little embarrassing to talk about, what's worse is actually having the hair in the first place. So look on the bright side, for a mere $29.95, you can get yourself an iShave, and never have that problem again.

or you can just visit www.ishave.biz to purchase one now.

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How Do You Burn A Bra These Days

2007-10-01T19:07:00.001-07:00

How Do You Burn A Bra These Days

It’s ironic that the very first people who awakened the concept of feminism in me are the two most important men in my life: My grandfather and my dad. I remember early on my father would always say to me never to be a freeloader. He gave me a bar allowance when I was in second year high school so I wouldn’t let boys buy me drinks when I went out. Not exactly healthy parenting, but at least he was realistic. My grandfather said to always rely on myself and never wait for marriage to be secure.

Of course I got confused when my father almost beat up a teenage Romeo in my house after I paid for pizza that I had delivered to our house during a house date.

Mixed messages, indeed. So I never really listened to boys after that.

I grew up in a home where the woman was the absolute ruler. My mother brought home the bacon for almost 20 years. She funded my dad’s first congressional campaign with her savings, with no help from my grandfather. She made everything impossible possible. Everyone was afraid of her, even my dominant grandfather and our surly Dalmatian, Blake. She was queen, and I vied to inherit her crown.

Perhaps that’s where I get my nervy perception that I can truly have it all. I shouldn’t settle for something, when there is everything can be had. My mom knew the secret before Rhonda Byrnes let it out. I can have career, boys, family, social life and excellent wardrobe with no apologies.

I never felt defenseless being a girl. In fact, it made me more of a prick. I always felt women won. Look at Heather Locklear (in every role she has played), Alexis Colby, Murphy Brown and Veronica Mars. They are so much more interesting than their male counterparts — the forever-angry Jack Bauer, the conflicted Peter Petrelli and the snoozy and boozy J.R. Ewing.

The picture of a Neo-Suffragette is indeed a pleasant one. She wears Pradas and Guccis that are neither inherited nor gifts.

Female power is much more abstract yet its grip is much stronger and captivating (whereas with a man, all he needs is bucks, brawn and the occasional gun to get his way). A woman can make anything work for her. She can make a mountain out of a molehill without lifting a finger.

She can burn a company down with a single pout or lead a nation to its knees by singing a song. A woman who knows her power is indeed the most powerful one of all. History, over and over again, tells us that she doesn’t need to be beautiful to be the superstar. She convinces everyone of her beauty through her charms. Of course this sort of power play is not my ideal.

I figured that a woman’s power lies not in what she can make people do, but in what she can do for herself and onto others.

When I was in high school my friends would berate me for being forward with boys. I called older boys without a thought and asked them straight-out if they liked me when they were doing that horrible three-days-after-the-first-date call. I never listened to my more conservative friends; the ball was always in my court.

Some girls occasionally called me a slut, but that never fazed me because I always felt like I was in control. I figured “slut” was what they saw in the mirror when they looked at themselves. I was more intent on self-preservation: even then, I didn’t need no flake in my life and if I wanted something to happen it could. Anyway, the boys who didn’t like that dance bored me.

I never have had a single “what if” in all my life. I do everything I feel I should do. Down to apologizing for appalling behavior to laughing off hideous first dates.

Nothing much has changed these days, but now it has extended to jobs, cocktail parties and the occasional nemesis. If someone bothered me, I would just tell them. Better to grab the devil by its horns, right?

Over matters I previously pointed out, it’s all a matter of phrasing it. One never got dumped; instead it “dissolved.” One never got fired but rather just “grew out of the job.” One never was broke, but was just “financially challenged.” Everything had to sound good, and because it sounded good through my own dexterity, I felt good.

Then a few years ago, the very same woman who taught me how to be more than a man also taught me the limitations of being a woman and a bitch.

You see, the secret to my mother’s power was that she never showed her fangs. Greenhorn dominatrix that I was, I was so greedy for power and control that I left skid marks of hooves wherever I went.

I tried to achieve that power the manly way. It’s like walking in O.J.’s Bruno Magli shoes. She did everything with grace. She was friendly with opposing parties without any of them raising an eyebrow. Her loyalty was to loyalty itself, never betraying the confidences of others. She never used information, friendships or even money itself as currency. It was, in her eyes, the trick of a desperate man.

She always got what she wanted in the most natural manner: by asking. It’s easy to forget that all you have to do sometimes to get what you want is to ask.

She was sweet when she got what she wanted. When she didn’t she would exhaust every avenue until it was hers. Occasionally she would implode and throw a chair or two… she was human, after all.

The one thing that kept her from being Leona Helmsley (although she is definitely close to leaving everything to her two dogs) was her ability to understand men.

My mother always felt they were the easiest to deal with. No complicated emotions and more wont to do wrong than right.

She forgave relentlessly and humanly used the residual guilt as her trump card. She knew that, for every three steps, a man was more than likely to trip on the second one than her. She understood that it was not getting ahead that got her somewhere, but helping the bruised man and gaining his confidence. She knew that power was more compelling in numbers than as a solo act.

She was born in a time when women started working for the first time in their lives because of the war. (I love hinting how old she really is.) She was a student/model when feminists burned their bras. She ran off to Germany when everyone in her province was getting married at the age of 18. She got married then at the almost Jurassic age of 33. She didn’t see marriage as the end of her career, of being a woman. Instead, she used it as a unit — my model for self-fulfillment.

She loves to say she is “retired.” I always secretly laugh when she says that. Knowing her, she knows that a woman’s job is never done.

Source: The Philippine Star